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25 Things We Did Yesterday Instead of Posting a Gallery

We’re very busy at Holy Taco, what with all the restraining orders and pie eating contests we have to deal with, so i was with a heavy heart we actually posted no gallery yesterday. But we have a good reason why we missed it. 25 reasons, in …

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25 Hideous Christmas Trees

posted 12/22/2010
by Ian Fortey

The Christmas tree is an integral part of the holiday season, without it we have no place to hang candy canes or stash Heinekens. But proper tree choice is essential, or you’ll end up with one of these things.

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25 Muppets in Unwholesome Situations

posted 12/21/2010
by Ian Fortey

The Muppets are a staple of childhood entertainment and, like all childhood staples, are easily corruptible. Enjoy!

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25 Crazy Ice Storm Pics

posted 12/20/2010
by Ian Fortey

Did we try this gallery last week? We did, and it was so awesome it blew up the website for a day. Now it’s back, and we’re hoping everything stays put. That aside, ice be crazy, am I right?

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25 Ridiculous Bongs

posted 12/19/2010
by Ian Fortey

Miley Cyrus decided to make bongs popular again for enjoying legal smoking herbs… anyway, here’s some bongs for you to enjoy some sage or rosemary or whatever.

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25 Completely Preposterous Pictures of Flavor Flav

posted 12/18/2010
by Ian Fortey

Flavor Flav has not only contributed to music history by being a part of Public Enemy, he’s contributed to ridiculous history by being completely ridiculous. Look!

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25 Bizarre Vintage Alcohol Ads

posted 12/16/2010
by Ian Fortey

If there’s one thing in life we can all agree on, it’s that no one wants to watch David Caruso trying to act. It’s like watching your dog try to do calculus. Ona n unrelated matter, here re some vintage alcohol ads. Huzzah!

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25 Not So Bad Ass Mr. Ts

posted 12/15/2010
by Ian Fortey

Mr. T pities the fool, so likely there’s a whole pantload of pity in this gallery.

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25 Creepy Ancient Idols

posted 12/14/2010
by Ian Fortey

Idolatry has been making a come back in the last decade thanks to American Idol and its knock offs. Let’s celebrate its roots with some creepy little stone and metal dudes from around the world. Some of these were meant to give you boners. …

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25 Hanukkah Products of Questionable Taste

posted 12/11/2010
by Ian Fortey

25 Hanukkah Products of Questionable Taste

The making of craptastic Christmas paraphanelia has become something of a cottage industry, but it’s not just Christians who have questionable taste. Happy Hanukkah!

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25 Awesomely Creepy Christmas Portraits

posted 12/08/2010
by Ian Fortey

The best thing about the holidays probably has nothing to do with anything in this gallery. That aside, big thanks to Awkward Family Photos for knowing where to look to find the people who shouldn’t be allowed to use cameras.

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Amber Heard Claims She’s a LesbianPics or it Didn’t Happen

posted 12/07/2010
by Ian Fortey

Amber Heard Claims She’s a LesbianPics or it Didn’t Happen

For those of you who don’t know or care, Amanda Heard is an actress. She’s been in a few movies you might have heard of (Zombieland, Pineapple Express). She’s done some television work (“Californication,” “Hidden…

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25 Things We Did Yesterday Instead of Posting a Gallery

25 Hideous Christmas Trees

25 Muppets in Unwholesome Situations

25 Crazy Ice Storm Pics

25 Ridiculous Bongs

25 Completely Preposterous Pictures of Flavor Flav

25 Bizarre Vintage Alcohol Ads

25 Not So Bad Ass Mr. Ts

25 Creepy Ancient Idols

25 Hanukkah Products of Questionable Taste

25 Awesomely Creepy Christmas Portraits

Amber Heard Claims She’s a LesbianPics or it Didn’t Happen

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