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Baconlube, For Those Times When Your Lover’s Genitals Aren’t Porky Enough

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I can’t even count the number of times I’ve engaged my genitals in a sexual act with another person and thought that this situation would be so much better if the scent of fried pork punched itself out of our nether regions each and every time I th…

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Breakfast In Bed

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Don’t Try to F*ck Your Weight Bench (TotalProSports)   A Breakdown of Your College Quad (CollegeHumor)   Bikini Baristas Are Prostitutes (TheMinimumRage)   Hot Slumber Party Girls (Coed)   Khloe K Is Really Dumb (TheDailyFi…

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They Look Delicious

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Hey You Guuuuys. Baby Ruuth. Rocky Road.

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Jennifer Connelly In A Bikini (TheDailyFix)   Turtle Love (EvilChili)   How To Deal With Horrible Party Guests (LemonDrop)   Drunk Girls Kissing Each Other (Coed)   The 7 Most Insane Ads Ever (Cracked)   Summer Vacation Pic …

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Behold: The Cured, Rolled Pig Face

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  I came across ths recipe for something called Cured, Rolled Face from the geniuses over at bestbyfarr.wordpress.com and it immediately became the single greatest recipe I have ever seen. I’m not sure if this technically qualifies as ba…

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You Don’t Get This Kind of Email Everyday

You Don’t Get This Kind of Email Everyday

  We got a lot of emails from different people all over the world. Some of them tell us how stupid we are, others tell us how great we are (OK, one did once, a long time ago.) But the other day we got this one and thought it was worth sharing …

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Reporters Really Kill The Mood

Reporters Really Kill The Mood

I’m a sucker for a good “animals screwing behind reporter doing a live broadcast video. This one I think is extra special for a few reasons. First, I had no idea pig’s made noises like that when they screw. He sounds more like his…

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