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Study: Men Prefer Pink Vaginas To Red Ones

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As a kid, if I had known that being a scientist not only meant being in a lab filled with chalkboards and bubbling cauldrons of smoking green liquid, but also being able to ask other guys what kinds of vagains they prefer, I would have immediately p…

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NEWSFLASH: We Somehow Exist In The Same Universe As A Pink Fried Chicken Wing Necklace

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Modern female pop stars can’t just wear a shirt and some form of pant. It seems like there’s some kind of contest between Nicki Minaj, Lady Gaga, and Katy Perry to see who can alienate themselves from the rest of humanity the fastest by way of clot…

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Hottie In Pink

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Hottie In Pink

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Penis Thieves Run Wild In Africa!

Penis Thieves Run Wild In Africa!

There are a lot of excuses men use for having a small penis or not being able to get an erection during sex.  “I’ve been under a lot of stress,” “It doesn’t get full size when the air is dry,” “I thought I …

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