We’re pretty into conspiracy theories. We’re not experts, but we used to watch X-Files sometimes, we constantly have the Unsolved Mysteries theme song stuck in our head, and we remember liking the movie Conspiracy Theory, which was about...
If you're a modern Somali Pirate, you can charge your victims for expenses incurred while holding a ship hostage in addition to the ransom that you're demanding. That's like someone crapping on your face, and then making you buy baby wipes and forcing you to clean their ass for them. ...
We learned a few things from this commercial: First, if a pirate offers to sell you something, that means that he's going to give you a great deal, rather than try to murder you and steal your belongings. Second, a "plank", in the traditional pirate sense, is just a piece...
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