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25 Lesser Known (and Loved) Pirate Movies

Yes, it’s still International Talk Like a Pirate and no, we’re giving no love to Pirates of the Caribbean. That move made more money than the GDP of most of Asia. Instead, let’s focus on the less popular pirate movies, some of w…

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Pop Culture’s 6 Lamest Pirates

posted 09/19/2011
by Ian Fortey

It’s International Talk like a Pirate Day! Yep, the one day a year when we can all take up the locution of seafaring murderers, thieves and rapists. What fun! Of course, in recent years, the pirate has become more of a loveable scallywag of the …

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25 One-Eyed Ladies

posted 04/26/2011
by Ian Fortey

Eyepatches became a fashion accessory some time ago for those of us who eschew depth perception and/or a life of non-piracy. Ah, the sea. My first love. On with the pics.

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Our Thoughts on The Disappearing Russian Cargo Ship

posted 08/19/2009
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We’re pretty into conspiracy theories. We’re not experts, but we used to watch X-Files sometimes, we constantly have the Unsolved Mysteries theme song stuck in our head, and we remember liking the movie Conspiracy T…

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An Email Exchange Between Pirates

posted 08/13/2009
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If you’re a modern Somali Pirate, you can charge your victims for expenses incurred while holding a ship hostage in addition to the ransom that you’re demanding. That’s like someone crapping on your face, and then making you …

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Pirates Always Have the Best Bargains

posted 05/28/2009
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We learned a few things from this commercial: First, if a pirate offers to sell you something, that means that he’s going to give you a great deal, rather than try to murder you and steal your belongings. Second, a "plank"…

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Presidents vs. Pirates

posted 04/29/2009
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Amputee MMA Fighter (drunkenstepfather) England Openly Mocks Drunken Sports Fans (ejb) America’s Craziest Assassins (askmen) Michelle is HOT (gorillamask) Bullet Train Surfing (evilchili) Ricky Gervais has a …

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These Pirates Don’t Seem So Bad

posted 04/24/2009
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I don’t know why everyone is getting all worked up over these pirates. They don’t seem so bad at all. Other Crap To Look At: These Funny Photos Are Photos Of Funny (Funny Photos) Jordana Brewster Is Sexy (Complex) Weird L…

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