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The Gota’Go: Peeing in Public

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Not so long ago, we contacted the good people at Gota’Go and asked if we could have their personal care device to try out for a spell. What qualifies as a personal care device? This thing! It’s basically like an athletic cup only you can pee in it…

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An Open Letter to the Woman Who Peed on the Floor of the Marconi Radio Store in Beverly, MA

An Open Letter to the Woman Who Peed on the Floor of the Marconi Radio Store in Beverly, MA

Dear woman who peed on the floor of the ‘Marconi Radio’ store in Beverly, MA, How are you? You don’t seem well. I’m assuming something’s wrong since you dropped your pants and pissed all over the floor of a mobile pho…

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Holy Taco Reviews Diabetic Piss Whiskey

Holy Taco Reviews Diabetic Piss Whiskey

Last week, word hit the street that James Gilpin, a raving mad Englishman, had begun distilling whiskey made from the piss of diabetics. Why? There is no known reason. He may have some cock and bull story about the amount of sugar excreted by di…

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Twice the Power of Regular Piss!

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Pissing Asian Baby Photobomb

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How To Poop In Japan

How To Poop In Japan

  This video is very old, but it’s one of my all-time favorites.  I think if I was a little Japanese kid I’d probably be entertained by this video, but I’d be completely terrified of shitting, because the kid who’s…

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The 7 Deadly Sins of Sharing a Bathroom

The 7 Deadly Sins of Sharing a Bathroom

When you’re sharing a bathroom with a roommate, spouse, or girlfriend, there are tons of rules of etiquette that come into play.  Everyone knows the basic rules, like changing the toilet paper roll when it’s empty, and using pre-des…

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Good News! You Can Finally Quit Your Job!

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Megan Fox And Her Dirty Mouth (TheDailyFix)   Zip Line Testicle Destruction (EvilChili)   Squirrel Photo Bomb (

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Inner Monologue of a Guy Who Has to Use the Bathroom at Ross Dress for Less

Inner Monologue of a Guy Who Has to Use the Bathroom at Ross Dress for Less

Sweet! I got the pillows that I came here to buy.  I could’ve gone anywhere to get pillows, but I chose to come to Ross Dress for Less because they have fancy, brand-name pillows for reasonable prices, and now people will really be impres…

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