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Holy Taco’s Pitch For The Where’s Waldo Movie

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It seems some genius over in Hollywood is trying to make a Where’s Waldo? movie. I’m not using the word genius sarcastically, as I truly believe this to be a great idea. The reason I believe this is because I’ve had an idea for a Where’s Waldo movi…

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6 Products that Billy Mays Could Have Sold

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What the hell is going on with awesome people dying lately?!  On Thursday, we lost the King of Pop.  Yesterday, we lost the King of Pitch, Billy Mays.  Billy was a larger-than-life character, and he left us too soon, so we decided to …

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Mariah Carey Throws Like A Girl. Or A Retarded Boy.

Mariah Carey Throws Like A Girl. Or A Retarded Boy.

Mariah Carey First Pitch – Watch more free videos I’ve seen some pretty bad pitches in my time (Jose Lima’s comes to mind), but Mariah Carey really proves that she can not, in an way, throw a baseball. Perhaps her 4-inch stilettos …

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