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Pizza Hut Is Offering a $10,010 Proposal In a Box Pizza Deal

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For the very precise price of $10,010, Pizza Hut is giving its customers the opportunity to purchase a Tie The Knot Dinner Box meal, which includes a ruby engagement ring, a fireworks display, and a medium one-topping pizza with five breadsticks and…

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Classic Taco – 7 Terrible Pizza Innovations

Classic Taco – 7 Terrible Pizza Innovations

This weekend I found myself stranded at a bus station in an undesirable town full of the sort of people who refuse to bow down to the man and therefore opt to make their own alcohol at home and shoot their own food. Likely squirrel and rabbit is se…

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Thanks For Justifying My All-Pizza Diet, Congress!

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For years I’ve been telling people that my diet is legit and is 100% focused on cutting out any unhealthy foods. Yet, for some reason, when I tell people that I eat three square meals of triangular pizza slices every day, they scoff and cast my opi…

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Thank You, Genius That Invented Ordering Pizza Online

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I don’t know who you are, and I don’t know If your place of business has rewarded you with some kind of handsome financial bonus that allowed you to retire early so that you may fulfill your lifelong dream of setting sail on a large yacht purchased…

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It’s National School Lunch Week! Here Is Your Child’s School Lunch Menu For The Week

It’s National School Lunch Week! Here Is Your Child’s School Lunch Menu For The Week

According to the internet, this week is National School Lunch Week, which means absolutely nothing to those of us without children, and probably even less to those of us that have children but really don’t care what those little ingrates cram…

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7 Terrible Pizza Innovations

7 Terrible Pizza Innovations

This weekend I found myself stranded at a bus station in an undesirable town full of the sort of people who refuse to bow down to the man and therefore opt to make their own alcohol at home and shoot their own food. Likely squirrel and rabbit is s…

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The Devil Is Not Really A Cheese Guy

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25 Crazy Pizzas

25 Crazy Pizzas

We’d eat most of these.  

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7 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Help a Girl Move

7 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Help a Girl Move

Helping a girl move is like sitting through a screening of Beverly Hills Chihuahua with a clothespin on your ballsack:  it’s completely miserable, it hurts like hell, and you gain absolutely nothing from it.  Most girls have no idea …

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Pizza Babe

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Drunken Argument Friday: Chicago Pizza Vs New York Pizza

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  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff like which type of pizza is better. Here’s what it sounds like when when we do both at the same time.     The Drunke…

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