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4 Reasons the Pizza Underground Band Doesn’t Suck

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Macaulay Culkin’s new band, the Pizza Underground, has been met with much resistance from Velvet Underground fans, pissed off that the band takes VU songs and transforms them into pizza odes. Here’s why the band isn’t nearly as stu…

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Drunken Argument: Chicken Wings or Pizza

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Hey! Welcome back to Drunken Arguments. This feature hasn’t been on the site in ages, but I thought I’d dust it off just for you on account of right now, it’s about 11:37 PM and I’ve been drinking. So I have half the article written already!

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The Time I Had to Hide From a Delivery Driver

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We live in a world of under appreciated wonders. The very fact we’re all connected to each other right now across the internet s nothing short of amazing. And only slightly less amazing is the fact that, if I want a pizza, I can just cal someone a…

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Pizza Hut Is Offering a $10,010 Proposal In a Box Pizza Deal

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For the very precise price of $10,010, Pizza Hut is giving its customers the opportunity to purchase a Tie The Knot Dinner Box meal, which includes a ruby engagement ring, a fireworks display, and a medium one-topping pizza with five breadsticks and…

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Classic Taco – 7 Terrible Pizza Innovations

Classic Taco – 7 Terrible Pizza Innovations

This weekend I found myself stranded at a bus station in an undesirable town full of the sort of people who refuse to bow down to the man and therefore opt to make their own alcohol at home and shoot their own food. Likely squirrel and rabbit is se…

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Thanks For Justifying My All-Pizza Diet, Congress!

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For years I’ve been telling people that my diet is legit and is 100% focused on cutting out any unhealthy foods. Yet, for some reason, when I tell people that I eat three square meals of triangular pizza slices every day, they scoff and cast my opi…

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Thank You, Genius That Invented Ordering Pizza Online

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I don’t know who you are, and I don’t know If your place of business has rewarded you with some kind of handsome financial bonus that allowed you to retire early so that you may fulfill your lifelong dream of setting sail on a large yacht purchased…

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It’s National School Lunch Week! Here Is Your Child’s School Lunch Menu For The Week

It’s National School Lunch Week! Here Is Your Child’s School Lunch Menu For The Week

According to the internet, this week is National School Lunch Week, which means absolutely nothing to those of us without children, and probably even less to those of us that have children but really don’t care what those little ingrates cram…

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7 Terrible Pizza Innovations

7 Terrible Pizza Innovations

This weekend I found myself stranded at a bus station in an undesirable town full of the sort of people who refuse to bow down to the man and therefore opt to make their own alcohol at home and shoot their own food. Likely squirrel and rabbit is s…

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The Devil Is Not Really A Cheese Guy

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25 Crazy Pizzas

25 Crazy Pizzas

We’d eat most of these.  

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