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The World’s Most Badass Stewardess

The World’s Most Badass Stewardess

Right off, let me apologize/explain the use of “stewardess” in the title. I am fully aware of and appreciate that “flight attendant” is a more preferred nomenclature being both gender neutral and less patronizing. I am also…

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Crazy Woman On Airplane

Crazy Woman On Airplane

  This woman is either bat shit crazy or really f*cked up on drugs. If she’s as crazy as she looks, she probably thinks she’s flying to Gumdrop Mountain or Unicorn Valley. If she’s f*cked up on drugs, she’s got the best…

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Diagram of the New Boeing 787

Diagram of the New Boeing 787

Today was the innaugural flight of Boeing’s Dreamliner 787 airplane, which is a super-huge plane that you probably don’t give a shit about.  We definitely give a shit about it because flying sucks, and anything that makes our airpla…

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What Other People Are Thinking When You’re Traveling

What Other People Are Thinking When You’re Traveling

If you’re anything like 70% of the country who loves their family, there’s a good chance that you’ll be traveling over the next few days.  Traveling is stressful for you, but some people don’t realize how stressful it i…

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10 People That Will Definitely Be On Your Next Flight

10 People That Will Definitely Be On Your Next Flight

There are few things more uncomfortable than flying on a plane across the country. Here are the 10 types of people that will make your uncomfortable cross-country flight even crappier:   The Fat Guy     The Fat Guy seems like th…

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Inner Monologue of a Guy Sitting Next to a Hot Chick on a Plane

Inner Monologue of a Guy Sitting Next to a Hot Chick on a Plane

Okay, there’s a fat guy coming down the aisle. Don’t sit here. Don’t sit here. I’m a mean, bad person that’s not fun to sit next to on a plane.  YES! He passed up my row.  Uh oh, a smelly old lady is coming up…

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Hey GE, Maybe This Bird-As-Plane Metaphor Isn’t The Best Idea

Hey GE, Maybe This Bird-As-Plane Metaphor Isn’t The Best Idea

  Remember that time last week when those birds flew into that plane’s engine over New York and everyone almost died? Perhaps someone should let General Electric know about that, so they could pull their commercial that turns birds (whic…

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Dogs Are Better Than Girls At Zero Gravity

Dogs Are Better Than Girls At Zero Gravity

Girl Pukes on plane – Watch more free videos The next time you take a plane ride that will involve a little zero gravity, you may want to bring your dog and leave your girlfriend at home. As you can see from these two videos, they have two ver…

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Woman Sits In Urine-Soaked Seat During Flight

Woman Sits In Urine-Soaked Seat During Flight

WOman Sat In Urine Soaked Seat on Flight – Watch more free videos Flying is such a hassle these days. There’s the security checks, the crappy food and the fact that you have to sit in a pile of urine during a three hour flight. The best …

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