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BEHOLD: The Playboy Ass-Golfing Stunt That Made Model Liz Dickson Sue for $500,000

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Shouldn’t a person assume some level of risk when they agree to let their ass be used as a driving range?

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Great Expectations: What The Playboy Photographer Should Expect From Lindsay Lohan During Her Nude Photo Shoot

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It was revealed today that Lindsay Lohan is going nude for a Playboy photo shoot after Playboy offered her an undisclosed amount of money that reportedly approaches her asking price of $1 million. And with this news hitting the internet, I think no…

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15 Things Crystal Harris is Less Disgusted by Than Hugh Hefner

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Crystal Harris, one-time fiancee of Hugh Hefner, has gone public with her disgust for Hef, their 2 second sex life and how she never had to endure seeing his naked body, presumably opting instead to turn out the lights, scrunch up her eyes and imme…

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Before You Ask, We Don’t Know Her Name

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My My Mya (GorillaMask)   National Women Bring You A Sandwich Day (Asylum)   Marissa Miller Photo Shoot (AskMen)   SDSU Likes To Party (BroBible)   Hot Pink Fountain? (NQTC)   Sexism Fail At McDonald’s (HMJ)   Per…

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Just Your Average Holy Taco Reader

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Nikki Sims Makes Alice In Wonderland Slutty (GorillaMask)   Miss USA Getting Too Sexy? (Asylum)   Playmate of the Year Gallery (BroBible)   "My Tattoo Means Vagina" (FilmDrunk)   100 Pics To Take Before You Die (AskMen)…

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Uh…I Read It For The Articles Too

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    Megan Gardler is HOT (TotalProSports)   Beer and Grub Besties (MadeMan)   Will Hamlins Injury Index (AllLeftTurns)   Be An MMA Fightpicker (Cagepotato)   21 Awesome Unibrows (SuperTremendous)   Tears Of Joy! (…

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Rejected Playboy Cartoon Cover Girls

Rejected Playboy Cartoon Cover Girls

Marge Simpson is going to be featured on the November issue of Playboy Magazine.  It may seem like an obvious choice, but there were a few other cartoon babes that gave her a run for her money.  Here are some of the rejected Playboy cartoo…

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