Twas the night before Christmas and all through the web
The trolls were a-tweeting trying to bait a celeb
The Redditors were clicking their blue links with glee
And online pornographers kept posting videos of pee
People take up strange hobbies in prison, just to pass the time. Some people get tattoos. Some people benchpress things. Michael Vick spent his prison time writing haiku, and we managed to snag a page out of his haiku journal to pr…