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Too Damn Hot: A Poem

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Because it’s too damn hot. I wrote tis poem.

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Twas the Night Before Christmas

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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the web The trolls were a-tweeting trying to bait a celeb The Redditors were clicking their blue links with glee And online pornographers kept posting videos of pee

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Filthy Limericks for All Occasions

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You know what we don’t have enough of? Dirty limericks.

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Michael Vick’s Prison Haiku

Michael Vick’s Prison Haiku

People take up strange hobbies in prison, just to pass the time.  Some people get tattoos.  Some people benchpress things.  Michael Vick spent his prison time writing haiku, and we managed to snag a page out of his haiku journal to pr…

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