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The Policeman’s Guide to Protest Crowd Control (Abridged Edition)

In the past month or so, police at various protests around the country have pepper sprayed students who were sitting on the ground, the elderly, and Iraq war veterans. They have fired rubber bullets at individuals who were keeping their distance a…

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Holytaco Buzz: 8th Grader Show and Tell’s Pot Brownie

posted 10/26/2011
by Noah G

There are many ways to counter-act your middle school drug-ed: bringing in a pot brownie to share with your friends is one of them. That’s what an 8th grader at Kunismiller Creative Arts Academy did earlier this week and led to one of his fr…

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Rogue Hot Dog Statue Causes Journalists To Go Mad With The Power of Hot Dog Puns

posted 09/15/2011
by Luis Prada

Everybody loves hot dogs, but they aren’t kosher in every situation. (Sorry about the pun). In the small town of Council Bluffs, Iowa, a so called Hot Dog Man statue mysteriously appeared beside a bus stop near an area where children congregate. A …

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A Vagina Like a Clown Car

posted 03/18/2011
by Luis Prada

In clown parlance, cramming a bunch of stuff in to a small space is commonly referred to as a Clown Car. In Dungeons and Dragons vernacular the Bag of Holding is probably the best analog. In the world of heroin dealing, it’s called a Karin’s Poon. …

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Lando Calrissian Has Been Arrested

posted 12/01/2010
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Above: Lando Calrissian Young Citizens of the Galactic Empire can rest easy tonight, knowing that the notorious smuggler and rebel sympathizer, Lando Calrissian, has been arrested in the Outer-Rim Territory of Michigan.

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Man Forced To Eat His Own Beard. Yes, There Are Rednecks Involved.

posted 11/11/2010
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It’s really hard to not think of people from the Kentucky as anything other than slightly retarded backwoods morons when stories like this one pop up. Kentucky, I’m trying – I mean really trying – to think of you guys …

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Colorado Zombie Cops: The Reckoning

posted 10/01/2010
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Late 2010. The days grow shorter and the air holds a bitter chill. And here, in Colorado, the end has already begun. It started here. And for many, it ends here. Brandon Duke blew the whistle, but it was too late, and the powers that be would h…

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6 Threats to San Luis Obispo (Once They Destroy PedoBear)

posted 09/13/2010
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Internetters under 18, beware, Pedobear is loose in San Luis Obispo, California and he may not be quite as retarded as local law enforcement. If that’s the case, the town may be doomed to fall into a 4chanian fugue state of terror and mayhem…

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25 Crazy Traffic Stop Videos

posted 09/08/2010
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Being pulled over by the police really sucks. But as bad as it may be for us, sometimes, it’s even worse for the police. Here are 25 incredible traffic stop videos.

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6 Cops Caught Doing Stupid Crap

posted 07/16/2010
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In our just and awesome society, no one is above the law, except maybe Steven Seagal, but he’s also above his ideal weight. Even those who enforce the laws are subject to them, except that sometimes they kinda sorta forget. And then they ge…

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The Long, Sturdy Arm of the Law

posted 06/18/2010
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Cop Punches Woman After Jaywalking – Watch more Funny Videos

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The Policeman’s Guide to Protest Crowd Control (Abridged Edition)

Holytaco Buzz: 8th Grader Show and Tell’s Pot Brownie

Rogue Hot Dog Statue Causes Journalists To Go Mad With The Power of Hot Dog Puns

A Vagina Like a Clown Car

Lando Calrissian Has Been Arrested

Man Forced To Eat His Own Beard. Yes, There Are Rednecks Involved.

Colorado Zombie Cops: The Reckoning

6 Threats to San Luis Obispo (Once They Destroy PedoBear)

25 Crazy Traffic Stop Videos

6 Cops Caught Doing Stupid Crap

The Long, Sturdy Arm of the Law

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