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The Policeman’s Guide to Protest Crowd Control (Abridged Edition)

In the past month or so, police at various protests around the country have pepper sprayed students who were sitting on the ground, the elderly, and Iraq war veterans. They have fired rubber bullets at individuals who were keeping their distance a…

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The Most Special Cop In The World

posted 05/21/2010
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How To: Get Out of a Speeding Ticket

posted 01/06/2010
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Traffic tickets are a huge pain in the ass. They’re entirely dependant on the attitude of the cop who pulled you over, and if he’s having a bad day, then you’re completely f*cked. Luckily, there’s a possible way o…

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9 Funny 911 Calls

posted 12/10/2009
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911 dispatch is the core of our law enforcement system, and it’s helped billions of people over its 41-year existence. One major complaint from 911 operators, though, is that the service is so often under-utilized. People only call for r…

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6 Tips for Drunk Drivers

posted 12/02/2009
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Getting behind the wheel of a car when you’re wasted is one of the stupidest things you can do, but some people still do it. So when the cops pull them over, we are given a reality show that’s better than all the Real World‘s, Too…

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Inner Monologue of the Cop Who Pulled You Over

posted 11/09/2009
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Alright, let’s see: this guy’s driving a 2004 Honda Civic that’s completely beat to shit. There’s no way this idiot can afford a traffic ticket. Well, I might as well utilize my position of authority to ruin his e…

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Hello, Piggy

posted 08/12/2009
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Canadian Policemen Getting Stabbed

posted 07/24/2009
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It seems like the guys in this video overreact just a little when confronted by the police, then again, they are in Canada, so they’re probably drunk or stoned. But aside from that, there are three things that make this video awesome: 1. Shit…

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