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How to Start a Third Political Party

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So, you’ve decided to ruin the political system in America, good for you. Running for office is never an easy task, and trying to not be either a Democrat or a Republican is basically suicide. And hey, for you Canadians, try running on a Green Par…

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Hey Everybody, Lady Gaga Has Something to Say!

Hey Everybody, Lady Gaga Has Something to Say!

Hey everybody, listen up! Lady Gaga has something to say, and since she’s not dressed like an asshole or covered in fake blood, I guess it must be pretty friggen important.

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The 25 Hottest Tea Party Protesters

The 25 Hottest Tea Party Protesters

Pundits attribute the success of the Tea Party movement to a variety of factors. Those on the right say it’s the result of out-of-control government spending and the failed economy. Those on the left claim racism and misinformation are at pla…

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Celebrity Politicans We’d Like to See

Celebrity Politicans We’d Like to See

Ronald Reagan, Sonny Bono and Arnold Schwarzenegger are trendsetters we can get behind – dudes who were mostly unqualified for their jobs who were elected to powerful positions anyway. That’s awesome. That’s America (and most of…

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Basil Marceaux for Governor!

Basil Marceaux for Governor!

    Basil Marceaux may be the most awesome human being in the history of the state of Tennessee.  Was that a backhanded insult?  No time to delve into it, we’re plowing ahead, just like Basil Marceaux!  Let’s ch…

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The Iron Fist of Congress

The Iron Fist of Congress

Congressman Bob Etheridge Assaults Student – Watch more Funny Videos

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World’s #1 Mom Says: Obama Is The Anti-Christ and A Bunch Of Other Stuff

World’s #1 Mom Says: Obama Is The Anti-Christ and A Bunch Of Other Stuff

  Finally, it’s nice to have a little real political insight into this election. Instead of all the charts and "magic boards" and exit polls, I think this election would’ve been a lot better if Wolf Blitzer and Brit Hume …

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Washington State Has Weird Politicians

Washington State Has Weird Politicians

We do a lot of photoshop stuff on this site, but I can assure you, this is not one of them.  Reader Eric B. was in Seattle recently and saw a couple candidates on the ballot that were super awesome.  I mean, if you’re undecided, do you want a…

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Politicians Have Dirty Names

Politicians Have Dirty Names

According to UrbanDictionary.com, a lot of our politician’s names have meanings you might not be aware of. Here are a few real definitions of the names of the people you put into office. Mitt Romney – Massachusetts Governor 2003-2007, P…

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DMX Is One Big Cup Of Crazy

DMX Is One Big Cup Of Crazy

In a recent interview, DMX made it clear that he’s not really following the presidential race very much. (Warning: You are about to read the greatest interview of all time.) According to thedailyswarm.com: XXL Magazine: Are you following the …

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Quiz: Who’s Your Candidate?

Quiz: Who’s Your Candidate?

Sometimes, getting political candidates crammed down your throat for two years before an election still isn’t nearly enough throat-cramming to help you make your electoral decision. Instead of reading boring newspapers or watching tedious deb…

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