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5 Annoying People You’ll Meet at the Pool

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Man, hot enough for ya? Ha ha, what a great question, thanks for asking, dingus! No one likes talking about the weather, nor does anyone like feeling like it’s so hot they could boil an egg in their ball sweat. Our solution, as modern, technologi…

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The Morning Jolt: Shark Pool

The Morning Jolt: Shark Pool

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I definitely think there is a shark in the pool.

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Kid Destroys Back On Pool Deck – Watch more Funny Videos You know what’s overrated? Spines.

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Kid Solidifies “Only Child” Status

Kid Solidifies “Only Child” Status

  If you enjoy having balls, don’t ever make the mistake of having a kid and a pool at the same time.  If you already have a kid and a pool, then just tie the kid up to a stake in the yard so you know where he is in proximity to you…

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Perfect Timing

Perfect-Timing

Katy Perry And Her Spikes (TheDailyFix)   Jamie Gunns And Her Boobs (Coed)   People Realize Kanye Is A Douche (LemonDrop)   Ray Allen And His Tiger Fetish (TotalProSports)   15 Shameless And Fake Photos (Cracked)   The World…

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25 Hottest Labor Day Pool Party Babes

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Labor Day marks the end of summer, so take one last long look at what you’ll be missing for the next nine months and try not to be too depressed. At least football season is here. Enjoy!  

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Jim Breuer is Awesome. Kaboom!

Jim Breuer is Awesome. Kaboom!

Jim Breuer Flips Out On Pizza Hut Commercial Shoot – Watch more Funny Videos   It’s hard to tell if this is real.  It seems a little hammy, but Jim Breuer is kind of a hammy dude.  If it’s fake, though, it totally wo…

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25 Hottest Facebook Vacation Pics

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Find them. Friend them. Poke them.  

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OK, But Don’t F*ck The Stingrays

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This is Gonna Take FOREVER.

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Katy Perrys Boobs (TheDailyFix)   Jennifer Copeland Is HOT (GorillaMask)   The Nightmare Of Milky Joe (AdultSwim)   Beer Bong Babes (Coed)   5 Impractical Fetishes (Cracked)   The Real Karate Kid (IAmBored)   Paulina Th…

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Fine, I’ll Go Swimming

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