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25 Crappy Halloween Costumes

Picking a Halloween costume isn’t easy – you want something that will be unique and interesting and hopefully not the same costume a million other people picked. And then, of course, you want to avoid crappy costumes. Incidentally, di…

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Anderson Cooper Giggles Like…

posted 08/18/2011
by Luis Prada

The internet’s bowels are compacted with videos of news anchors cracking up while reporting a silly news story, or, in some rare cases, cracking up while reporting a deathly serious news story. We all love those moments, as they show the anchors as…

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The Traumatizing Stages of an Emergency Number-Two

posted 06/07/2011
by Luis Prada

Let’s get really immature here: taking a nice, relaxing number-two in your own home is one of the great small, daily joys in life. In our own homes, around everything that makes us comfortable, that’s where we drop our best deuces. When we’re away …

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Attention Shoppers: Stop Smearing Your Buttholes on the Shopping Carts. Thank You.

posted 03/03/2011
by Luis Prada

Attention Shoppers: we at SuperFoods supermarket just read a news story that we feel we have to pass along to you, our loyal customers. It appears researchers from the University of Arizona recently swabbed 85 shopping carts from a number of grocer…

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Warning: This is a Video of a Woman That Appears to be Eating Her Own Poop

posted 02/09/2011
by Luis Prada

Normally, if you wanted to find a video of someone eating or smelling butt-related objects you’d have to look up a little 2girls1cup action, but not anymore. Somehow someone has found a way to make fecal consumption a relatively Safe For Work activ…

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Holy Taco’s Guide To Living Without Health Insurance

posted 01/14/2011
by Jim Tews

Holy Taco’s Guide To Living Without Health Insurance

If you’re like me, American and often jobless, you probably don’t have any health insurance. If you’re lucky (or unlucky) enough to be Canadian, then go ahead and skip this article. Go for a walk in your non-violent neighborhood, then toss a looney…

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What Was Hot And What Was Not In 2010: North Korean Edition

posted 12/30/2010
by Luis Prada

We all know that North Korea is the land of propaganda, starvation, and humorously insane dictators, but did you know that they also have things that bring them joy? It’s true! There are actually things in life that make North Korean citizens smile…

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I Sharted Today

posted 12/02/2010
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I sharted today. There, I said it. And you know what? I sharted yesterday, too. In fact, I can’t stop sharting. I won’t go into the gory details, but during the first incident, the breech was minimal, and the clothing was salvaged. For …

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25 Pieces Of Crap

posted 11/20/2010
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A lot of people frown on toilet humor but if the amount of crap-related stuff we found online is any indicator, it’s still one of the most hilarious things on the market. Let’s all enjoy some poop jokes now.

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A Letter To Activia, The Bowel-Shattering Yogurt

posted 10/01/2010
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Hey, Activia. For the past couple of years I’ve watched your Jamie Lee Curtis commercials and never cared one way or another about your existence. Yogurt isn’t really one of those things a person can get amped up about. Sure, you can cr…

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Weekly Wiki: Cleveland Steamer

posted 09/20/2010
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Wikipedia is a fountain of knowledge, so much so that we’re convinced each and every week we can bring you a brand new wikipedia page that’s slightly more preposterous than the previous week’s page. And to start the ball rolling,…

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25 Crappy Halloween Costumes

Anderson Cooper Giggles Like…

The Traumatizing Stages of an Emergency Number-Two

Attention Shoppers: Stop Smearing Your Buttholes on the Shopping Carts. Thank You.

Warning: This is a Video of a Woman That Appears to be Eating Her Own Poop

Holy Taco’s Guide To Living Without Health Insurance

What Was Hot And What Was Not In 2010: North Korean Edition

I Sharted Today

25 Pieces Of Crap

A Letter To Activia, The Bowel-Shattering Yogurt

Weekly Wiki: Cleveland Steamer

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