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Holy Taco Bad Book Club: The Mole With Poop on His Head

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“The Story of the Little Mole Who Went in Search of Whodunit” is a story about shit. A mole gets pooped on and searches for the culprit, all while learning important lessons on how every animal that poops right in front of him does so di…

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The Versatility of Turd

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Ahh. The noble turd. Unloved. Overlooked. Shunted aside like so much shit. The turd is ever a stalwart companion in our vulgar lexicon. Not so robust as shit, not so juvenile as poop. Not as scholarly as feces or fecund as excrement. It is, …

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25 Crappy Halloween Costumes

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Picking a Halloween costume isn’t easy – you want something that will be unique and interesting and hopefully not the same costume a million other people picked. And then, of course, you want to avoid crappy costumes. Incidentally, di…

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Anderson Cooper Giggles Like…

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The internet’s bowels are compacted with videos of news anchors cracking up while reporting a silly news story, or, in some rare cases, cracking up while reporting a deathly serious news story. We all love those moments, as they show the anchors as…

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The Traumatizing Stages of an Emergency Number-Two

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Let’s get really immature here: taking a nice, relaxing number-two in your own home is one of the great small, daily joys in life. In our own homes, around everything that makes us comfortable, that’s where we drop our best deuces. When we’re away …

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Attention Shoppers: Stop Smearing Your Buttholes on the Shopping Carts. Thank You.

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Attention Shoppers: we at SuperFoods supermarket just read a news story that we feel we have to pass along to you, our loyal customers. It appears researchers from the University of Arizona recently swabbed 85 shopping carts from a number of grocer…

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Warning: This is a Video of a Woman That Appears to be Eating Her Own Poop

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Normally, if you wanted to find a video of someone eating or smelling butt-related objects you’d have to look up a little 2girls1cup action, but not anymore. Somehow someone has found a way to make fecal consumption a relatively Safe For Work activ…

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Holy Taco’s Guide To Living Without Health Insurance

Holy Taco’s Guide To Living Without Health Insurance

If you’re like me, American and often jobless, you probably don’t have any health insurance. If you’re lucky (or unlucky) enough to be Canadian, then go ahead and skip this article. Go for a walk in your non-violent neighborhood, then toss a looney…

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What Was Hot And What Was Not In 2010: North Korean Edition

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We all know that North Korea is the land of propaganda, starvation, and humorously insane dictators, but did you know that they also have things that bring them joy? It’s true! There are actually things in life that make North Korean citizens smile…

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I Sharted Today

I Sharted Today

I sharted today. There, I said it. And you know what? I sharted yesterday, too. In fact, I can’t stop sharting. I won’t go into the gory details, but during the first incident, the breech was minimal, and the clothing was salvaged. For …

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25 Pieces Of Crap

25 Pieces Of Crap

  A lot of people frown on toilet humor but if the amount of crap-related stuff we found online is any indicator, it’s still one of the most hilarious things on the market.  Let’s all enjoy some poop jokes now.  

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