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25 Crappy Halloween Costumes

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Picking a Halloween costume isn’t easy – you want something that will be unique and interesting and hopefully not the same costume a million other people picked. And then, of course, you want to avoid crappy costumes. Incidentally, di…

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The 7 Deadly Sins of Sharing a Bathroom

The 7 Deadly Sins of Sharing a Bathroom

When you’re sharing a bathroom with a roommate, spouse, or girlfriend, there are tons of rules of etiquette that come into play.  Everyone knows the basic rules, like changing the toilet paper roll when it’s empty, and using pre-des…

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Impressive, But…

Impressive, But…

  … Maybe it was her parasitic twin. I hope he at least took a picture.   The Hot Girls Of Oktoberfest (TheChive) Kylie Goes See Through (TotallyCrap) How To Mask a Hangover (TheMinimumRage) Vikki Blows Is A Queen (DoubleViking) Har…

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Justin and Johnny: Poop and The Bible

Justin and Johnny: Poop and The Bible

 Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we’re discussing things.  Today Justin Thomas and Johnny Wickham had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.  

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Bird Shit. That’s It.

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Make Your Dog Look Like An Idiot!

Make Your Dog Look Like An Idiot!

  I didn’t think that anything could top sweaters in the dog-being-humiliated-by-a-human category, but they’ve found a way to top it. This same idea could be applied to babies, too. After all, diapers are expensive.   25 Hotte…

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Good News! You Can Finally Quit Your Job!

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Megan Fox And Her Dirty Mouth (TheDailyFix)   Zip Line Testicle Destruction (EvilChili)   Squirrel Photo Bomb (

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People Will Buy This

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Lauren Popes Fun Bags (TheDailyFix)   Beer Bong Babes Rock (Coed)   Advice from a Sexpert (LemonDrop)   7 Giant Disgusting Creatures (Cracked)   Another Ridiculous Accident (EvilChili)   Questionably Awful Products (IAmBored…

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It’s No Longer Our Car; The Birds Have Made It Theirs…

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George Brett Has Awesome “Pooping Himself” Story

George Brett Has Awesome “Pooping Himself” Story

When I think of real baseball guys, George Brett is one of the first that comes to mind. He always looks like he’s just bathed in pine tar and nailed three fat chicks in an effort to break an 0-21 slump. This video confirms it. I don’…

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The Greatest Office Prank Ever

The Greatest Office Prank Ever

Just when you think your genius tomfoolery of putting 400 gay pride bumper stickers all over your manager’s car was clever, someone comes along and truly catches lightning in a bottle. Here’s the nutshell: 1) Some guy is hated. 2) Some …

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