Okay, I've got a 6-pack of PBR, and a bottle of cheap wine in case there are any chicks at this party that I'm going to. I think that's all I need. Maybe I should just browse the two aisles...
Last year, high school Biology teacher, Tiffany Sheperd, was fired from her job at a Florida high school because the administration discovered that she also worked part time as a bikini girl on a charter fishing boat. Pretty tame photos of her in a bikini were discovered, passed around by...
If you're a modern Somali Pirate, you can charge your victims for expenses incurred while holding a ship hostage in addition to the ransom that you're demanding. That's like someone crapping on your face, and then making you buy baby wipes and forcing you to clean their ass for them. ...
Hey dude! It's me, your penis! We know each other pretty well, so let's skip the cheezy introductions and get down to business: we need to talk. You've been coming up short big time lately, and something's got to be done about it. I'm willing to work with...
The New York Times recently ran this article, about how porn movies are adapting to the internet world by ditching the plotlines of their films in favor of more f*cking. Basically, that means no more cheezy scenes with the cable repair guy coming to the door and making sexual innuendos. ...
Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we're discussing things. Today Justin Thomas and Johnny Wickham had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.
Sometimes Yahoo Answers questions are pretty funny. Other times, they are obviously fake. This is one of those times. A jpg of this question is going viral right now, but let's break it down: 1. This jpg was taken by the person who submitted the question (notice the "Your...
Every guy at some point has wished they were a pornstar. So, if that dream ever comes true, we've decided to help you out by showing you how to maneuver your way through 90% of the porno movies made.
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