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The Morning Jolt: Porn Prom

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Ahh, Jimmy. You know the score.

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The Lost He Man Porn Storyboards

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Presented without commentary, the lost He Man porn storyboard.

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On The Subjects Of Porn, Male Sexual Urges, and Relationships

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Porn is not a big deal for guys. It’s ordinary. It’s just another thing. It’s like the random shit you pull out of your pockets after a long day out doing chores and toss on to your dresser, like “I don’t want to sort through this shit, so, here, yo…

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Ten Reasons Why Porn On Planes Is a Bad Idea

Ten Reasons Why Porn On Planes Is a Bad Idea

“Hotels around the world have it, so why wouldn’t we?” That’s what Michael O’Leary, the head of Ryan Airlines said in defense of his decision to screen porn on his planes. There’s a lot of reasons you shouldnR…

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Italian Study Claims Watching Porn May Be Killing Your Sex Drive. From This We Can Infer That Silvio Berlusconi Does Not Watch Porn.

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Porn is a vital yet mundane aspect of the average male’s everyday life. For most of the guys I’ve ever met, watching porn is as common as brushing your teeth in the morning or remembering to wear pants when you leave your home. And it’s also as com…

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Sesame Street Youtube Channel Hacked, Filled With Porn

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Imagine being a child that’s thirsty for edutainment. As such, you are a massive fan of the legendary PBS show Sesame Street. You love Elmo, Big Bird, Cookie Monster, the whole gang. You love tuning in to their friendly exploits week in and week o…

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Holytaco Buzz: Skydiving Porn Controversy

Holytaco Buzz: Skydiving Porn Controversy

Every now and then, an idea comes around that makes you jealous you didn’t come up with it yourself.  Skydiving Porn is one of them.  That’s what master skydiver Alex Torres decided to do with his receptionist, making them both the king…

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Looney Tunes: The Porn Audition Scripts

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Don’t act like this thought never crossed your mind. Here’s 8 of your favorite Looney Tunes characters auditioning for some porno. Yep, we went there.

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Classic Taco – 25 Porn Parodies

Classic Taco – 25 Porn Parodies

This is one of those timeless articles that’s as true today as when it originally ran. Which is to say look! Porn parodies! Ha!

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The Morning Jolt – Living in a Porn World

The Morning Jolt – Living in a Porn World

The JAndrew comedy guys stumbled on the terrifying secret none of us ever considered when we pondered what being in a porno would really be like.

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The Morning Jolt – Swiss Porn Dub

The Morning Jolt – Swiss Porn Dub

What better way to kick start your day then watching a poor man’s Swiss Chris Walken with a welt on his forehead awkwardly dub an adult movie? Fun Fact: “Yeeeoh!” is apparently a commonly used word/yodel in Swiss lovemaking.

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