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On The Subjects Of Porn, Male Sexual Urges, and Relationships

Porn is not a big deal for guys. It’s ordinary. It’s just another thing. It’s like the random shit you pull out of your pockets after a long day out doing chores and toss on to your dresser, like “I don’t want to sort through this shit, so, here, yo…

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Ten Reasons Why Porn On Planes Is a Bad Idea

posted 11/09/2011
by Jim Tews

Ten Reasons Why Porn On Planes Is a Bad Idea

“Hotels around the world have it, so why wouldn’t we?” That’s what Michael O’Leary, the head of Ryan Airlines said in defense of his decision to screen porn on his planes. There’s a lot of reasons you shouldnR…

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Italian Study Claims Watching Porn May Be Killing Your Sex Drive. From This We Can Infer That Silvio Berlusconi Does Not Watch Porn.

posted 10/24/2011
by Luis Prada

Porn is a vital yet mundane aspect of the average male’s everyday life. For most of the guys I’ve ever met, watching porn is as common as brushing your teeth in the morning or remembering to wear pants when you leave your home. And it’s also as com…

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Sesame Street Youtube Channel Hacked, Filled With Porn

posted 10/17/2011
by Luis Prada

Imagine being a child that’s thirsty for edutainment. As such, you are a massive fan of the legendary PBS show Sesame Street. You love Elmo, Big Bird, Cookie Monster, the whole gang. You love tuning in to their friendly exploits week in and week o…

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Holytaco Buzz: Skydiving Porn Controversy

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by Noah G

Every now and then, an idea comes around that makes you jealous you didn’t come up with it yourself. Skydiving Porn is one of them. That’s what master skydiver Alex Torres decided to do with his receptionist, making them both the king…

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Looney Tunes: The Porn Audition Scripts

posted 10/14/2011
by Ian Fortey

Don’t act like this thought never crossed your mind. Here’s 8 of your favorite Looney Tunes characters auditioning for some porno. Yep, we went there.

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Classic Taco – 25 Porn Parodies

posted 10/08/2011
by Ian Fortey

This is one of those timeless articles that’s as true today as when it originally ran. Which is to say look! Porn parodies! Ha!

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The Morning Jolt – Living in a Porn World

posted 09/28/2011
by Ian Fortey

The Morning Jolt – Living in a Porn World

The JAndrew comedy guys stumbled on the terrifying secret none of us ever considered when we pondered what being in a porno would really be like.

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The Morning Jolt – Swiss Porn Dub

posted 09/26/2011
by Ian Fortey

What better way to kick start your day then watching a poor man’s Swiss Chris Walken with a welt on his forehead awkwardly dub an adult movie? Fun Fact: “Yeeeoh!” is apparently a commonly used word/yodel in Swiss lovemaking.

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Finally, The Porn Menu Has a Vegan Option

posted 09/19/2011
by Jim Tews

Everyone’s favorite group of animal-loving psychos is gearing up to perform their newest trick to get you to stop eating so many puppies. This time, they’re going full monty and taking advantage of the new “.xxx” domain name…

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You’re Allowed To Look At Porn In New York City Libraries. Because This Is America.

posted 04/26/2011
by Jim Tews

Washington Crossing The Delaware For Porn

“Give me your tired, your poor, Your horny masses yearning to fap for free…” Isn’t that what’s transcribed on the Statue of Liberty? There is nothing more American than getting a boner in the library. It’s what o…

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On The Subjects Of Porn, Male Sexual Urges, and Relationships

Ten Reasons Why Porn On Planes Is a Bad Idea

Italian Study Claims Watching Porn May Be Killing Your Sex Drive. From This We Can Infer That Silvio Berlusconi Does Not Watch Porn.

Sesame Street Youtube Channel Hacked, Filled With Porn

Holytaco Buzz: Skydiving Porn Controversy

Looney Tunes: The Porn Audition Scripts

Classic Taco – 25 Porn Parodies

The Morning Jolt – Living in a Porn World

The Morning Jolt – Swiss Porn Dub

Finally, The Porn Menu Has a Vegan Option

You’re Allowed To Look At Porn In New York City Libraries. Because This Is America.

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