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Hamster Asses, Doorknob Licking, And Other Strange Japanese Obsessions

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I realize that it’s the antithesis of political correctness to make sweeping generalizations about a whole group of people, especially if that generalization tends toward the negative. But man…the Japanese are just plain effing weird.

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Get Off My Lawn: American Traditions That Used to Be Great and Now Suck

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I’m only in my early 30s, but that’s old enough to recognize how much better some things were in the previous generation.

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Life After Porn: What Are Your Favorite Adult Film Stars Doing Now?

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The Duke University porn star (Miriam Weeks/Belle Knox) wants to graduate and become a lawyer, defending the rights of sex workers. But as these eight stars could tell you, leaving the adult film game isn’t as easy as it sounds.

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10 Better Titles for Farrah Abraham’s Newest Sex Tape

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The brand-new video is called Farrah 2: Backdoor and More. Kind of lazy, if you ask us.

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25 Names You Can Use If You Ever Get Into Porn

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Choosing a porn star name is an art and most people are not artists. Have you ever used one of those porn star name apps or tricks, like where you combine the name of the street you grew up on with the name of your first pet? And one person on ear…

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Twas the Night Before Christmas

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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the web The trolls were a-tweeting trying to bait a celeb The Redditors were clicking their blue links with glee And online pornographers kept posting videos of pee

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What Your Favorite Fetish Porn Genre Says About You

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The internet has shown us that sex can be done in far more ways than the traditional style pioneered by missionaries and green grocers. In fact, our extensive research has shown there are like 10 kinds of sex, at least. One day we hope t try any o…

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The Morning Jolt: Porn Prom

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Ahh, Jimmy. You know the score.

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The Lost He Man Porn Storyboards

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Presented without commentary, the lost He Man porn storyboard.

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On The Subjects Of Porn, Male Sexual Urges, and Relationships

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Porn is not a big deal for guys. It’s ordinary. It’s just another thing. It’s like the random shit you pull out of your pockets after a long day out doing chores and toss on to your dresser, like “I don’t want to sort through this shit, so, here, yo…

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Ten Reasons Why Porn On Planes Is a Bad Idea

Ten Reasons Why Porn On Planes Is a Bad Idea

“Hotels around the world have it, so why wouldn’t we?” That’s what Michael O’Leary, the head of Ryan Airlines said in defense of his decision to screen porn on his planes. There’s a lot of reasons you shouldnR…

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