porn – Holytaco

Twas the Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the web The trolls were a-tweeting trying to bait a celeb The Redditors were clicking their blue links with glee And online pornographers kept posting videos of pee

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What Your Favorite Fetish Porn Genre Says About You

posted 06/21/2012
by Ian Fortey

The internet has shown us that sex can be done in far more ways than the traditional style pioneered by missionaries and green grocers. In fact, our extensive research has shown there are like 10 kinds of sex, at least. One day we hope t try any o…

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The Morning Jolt: Porn Prom

posted 05/23/2012
by Ian Fortey

Ahh, Jimmy. You know the score.

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The Lost He Man Porn Storyboards

posted 02/28/2012
by Ian Fortey

Presented without commentary, the lost He Man porn storyboard.

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On The Subjects Of Porn, Male Sexual Urges, and Relationships

posted 01/27/2012
by Luis Prada

Porn is not a big deal for guys. It’s ordinary. It’s just another thing. It’s like the random shit you pull out of your pockets after a long day out doing chores and toss on to your dresser, like “I don’t want to sort through this shit, so, here, yo…

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Ten Reasons Why Porn On Planes Is a Bad Idea

posted 11/09/2011
by Jim Tews

Ten Reasons Why Porn On Planes Is a Bad Idea

“Hotels around the world have it, so why wouldn’t we?” That’s what Michael O’Leary, the head of Ryan Airlines said in defense of his decision to screen porn on his planes. There’s a lot of reasons you shouldnR…

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Italian Study Claims Watching Porn May Be Killing Your Sex Drive. From This We Can Infer That Silvio Berlusconi Does Not Watch Porn.

posted 10/24/2011
by Luis Prada

Porn is a vital yet mundane aspect of the average male’s everyday life. For most of the guys I’ve ever met, watching porn is as common as brushing your teeth in the morning or remembering to wear pants when you leave your home. And it’s also as com…

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Sesame Street Youtube Channel Hacked, Filled With Porn

posted 10/17/2011
by Luis Prada

Imagine being a child that’s thirsty for edutainment. As such, you are a massive fan of the legendary PBS show Sesame Street. You love Elmo, Big Bird, Cookie Monster, the whole gang. You love tuning in to their friendly exploits week in and week o…

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Holytaco Buzz: Skydiving Porn Controversy

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by Noah G

Every now and then, an idea comes around that makes you jealous you didn’t come up with it yourself. Skydiving Porn is one of them. That’s what master skydiver Alex Torres decided to do with his receptionist, making them both the king…

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Looney Tunes: The Porn Audition Scripts

posted 10/14/2011
by Ian Fortey

Don’t act like this thought never crossed your mind. Here’s 8 of your favorite Looney Tunes characters auditioning for some porno. Yep, we went there.

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