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Get Off My Lawn: American Traditions That Used to Be Great and Now Suck

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I’m only in my early 30s, but that’s old enough to recognize how much better some things were in the previous generation.

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The Porn Time Management Pie Chart

The Porn Time Management Pie Chart

Me Love You Long Time or Else: North Korea’s First Porno

Me Love You Long Time or Else: North Korea’s First Porno

INT – BEDROOM – DAY Madame SING-LI sits on her large, heart shaped bed, fanning herself with a pamphlet espousing the greatness of our Supreme Leader. The Supreme Leader is virile and has wonderful hair. Madame Sing-Li has a supple bo…

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The Holy Taco Guide to Legally Numbing the Pain

The Holy Taco Guide to Legally Numbing the Pain

Let’s face it, everyone has bad days. Some of us have far more than others. Think of the proctologist. That’s a man who looks at asses all day long. Now you may be an ass person yourself and thinking “that’s not so bad.&…

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How Much Should You Charge For Your Sex Tape?

How Much Should You Charge For Your Sex Tape?

Kendra Wilkinson just sold hers for $100k, plus some on the back end (pun intended). So how much could you sell your sex tape for?    

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25 Porn Parodies

25 Porn Parodies

I can’t wait to see what XXX parody they do with Sh*t My Dad Says.

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They Probably Just Ran Out Of Guns,Drugs,and Porn

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25 Examples of Unintentional Porn

25 Examples of Unintentional Porn

Let’s just assume these are all innocent mistakes.  

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Military-Grade Porn!

Military-Grade-Porn

The Hottest Alumni In March Madness (BleacherReport)   Coach Fail (TotalProSports)   Conan O’Brien in Chinatown (Maxim)   Candace Swanpoel is Sexy (Coed)   Girls Like Frog Princes (LemonDrop)   Hottest DJ Ever (TheChiv…

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Road House Is On One of These Shelves, but Which One?!

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Porn-Loving Banker Gets Busted on TV

Porn-Loving Banker Gets Busted on TV

Worker Looks at Nude Pics During News Report – Watch more Funny Videos Sometimes we forget that other people can’t look at porn on company time like we can. If this video was shot in Holy Taco’s office, it would be one of us talkin…

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Inner Monologue of a Guy Attending the Porn Convention

Inner Monologue of a Guy Attending the Porn Convention

Aaaah. There’s nothing like a nice, relaxing weekend in Vegas. No screaming kids to drive to soccer games. No nagging wife bitching about how I bought the wrong eggs at the supermarket. Just me, the porn convention, and about 600 beautiful wom…

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