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Twas the Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the web The trolls were a-tweeting trying to bait a celeb The Redditors were clicking their blue links with glee And online pornographers kept posting videos of pee

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25 Porn Parodies

posted 05/19/2010
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I can’t wait to see what XXX parody they do with Sh*t My Dad Says.

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They Probably Just Ran Out Of Guns,Drugs,and Porn

posted 04/26/2010
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25 Examples of Unintentional Porn

posted 04/21/2010
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Let’s just assume these are all innocent mistakes.

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Military-Grade Porn!

posted 03/17/2010
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The Hottest Alumni In March Madness (BleacherReport) Coach Fail (TotalProSports) Conan O’Brien in Chinatown (Maxim) Candace Swanpoel is Sexy (Coed) Girls Like Frog Princes (LemonDrop) Hottest DJ Ever (TheChiv…

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Road House Is On One of These Shelves, but Which One?!

posted 02/05/2010
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Porn-Loving Banker Gets Busted on TV

posted 02/02/2010
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Worker Looks at Nude Pics During News Report – Watch more Funny Videos Sometimes we forget that other people can’t look at porn on company time like we can. If this video was shot in Holy Taco’s office, it would be one of us talkin…

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Inner Monologue of a Guy Attending the Porn Convention

posted 01/11/2010
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Aaaah. There’s nothing like a nice, relaxing weekend in Vegas. No screaming kids to drive to soccer games. No nagging wife bitching about how I bought the wrong eggs at the supermarket. Just me, the porn convention, and about 600 beautiful wom…

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The History of Porn Timeline

posted 01/07/2010
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The AVN’s (The Porn Awards) are happening in Las Vegas this weekend, and since we don’t get to go to them this year, we’ve decided to spend the entire weekend just thinking about porn instead. We’re hard workers, though, so n…

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Her Boobs Are Too Big For Her Top

posted 12/18/2009
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A Flowchart to Determine If You Should Fap To It

posted 11/12/2009
by ywang

Everyday, people all over the world encounter hundreds of things that they could easily masturbate to, and sometimes it’s difficult to determine if you should or shouldn’t jerk off to something. That’s why we’ve created…

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Inner Monologue of a Guy at an Asian Liquor Store at 11pm

posted 10/19/2009
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Okay, I’ve got a 6-pack of PBR, and a bottle of cheap wine in case there are any chicks at this party that I’m going to. I think that’s all I need. Maybe I should just browse the two aisles of this Asian Liquor Store th…

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Twas the Night Before Christmas

25 Porn Parodies

They Probably Just Ran Out Of Guns,Drugs,and Porn

25 Examples of Unintentional Porn

Military-Grade Porn!

Road House Is On One of These Shelves, but Which One?!

Porn-Loving Banker Gets Busted on TV

Inner Monologue of a Guy Attending the Porn Convention

The History of Porn Timeline

Her Boobs Are Too Big For Her Top

A Flowchart to Determine If You Should Fap To It

Inner Monologue of a Guy at an Asian Liquor Store at 11pm

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