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Twas the Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the web The trolls were a-tweeting trying to bait a celeb The Redditors were clicking their blue links with glee And online pornographers kept posting videos of pee

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Finally, Some Truth In Advertising

posted 03/19/2009
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A Flowchart That Describes 90% of All Porno Movies

posted 02/19/2009
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Every guy at some point has wished they were a pornstar. So, if that dream ever comes true, we’ve decided to help you out by showing you how to maneuver your way through 90% of the porno movies made.

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“Car Was Used In Adult Film ‘Highway Gangbang – In Da Butt.’ May Require Some Light Interior Cleaning

posted 02/15/2009
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But with that mileage, this car is still a steal at that price.

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Crissy Moran

posted 10/23/2008
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Age: 32 Where you’ve seen her: Crissy Moran is an "adult" actress who found the Lord and quit the business. Now she appears in movies like "Oversold," which, according to her wikipedia page is, "Oversold is a modern…

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Japanese Man Likes Porn More Than You

posted 05/01/2008
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The next time you think you have a problem with the ol’ Internet porn, just be thankful you’re not this guy: A local council employee in Japan has been punished after it was discovered he had accessed porn websites at work more than 780…

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Porn Awards Fill Gaping Hole Left By Golden Globes

posted 01/13/2008
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I would like to thank the AVN Awards for getting us through this difficult time. With no Golden Globes to tell me what $40,000 dress Lucy Liu is wearing, I wasn’t sure if there would be any point to go on living. But thankfully Adult Video Ne…

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Twas the Night Before Christmas

Finally, Some Truth In Advertising

A Flowchart That Describes 90% of All Porno Movies

“Car Was Used In Adult Film ‘Highway Gangbang – In Da Butt.’ May Require Some Light Interior Cleaning

Crissy Moran

Japanese Man Likes Porn More Than You

Porn Awards Fill Gaping Hole Left By Golden Globes

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