A Flowchart to Determine If You Should Fap To It

November 12th, 2009 | 10:43 am

Everyday, people all over the world encounter hundreds of things that they could easily masturbate to, and sometimes it's difficult to determine if you should or shouldn't jerk off to something. That's why we've created this helpful flowchart to help...

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