Porno – Holytaco

Horror Movie or Porno?

The concept is simple friends – 10 movie titles of real movies. Are they horror films or pornos? Sure, you can cheat and use Google, but it’s not like you’re going to win anything. Just guess.

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13 Inexplicable Male Porn Stars

posted 11/29/2011
by Ian Fortey

The world of porn is a strange reflection of the real world. It’s more naked, and ladies are willing to have sex when they lack funds for pizza, when the cable guy comes or even if it’s raining and they can’t go out and play squash. The women are…

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Looney Tunes: The Porn Audition Scripts

posted 10/14/2011
by Ian Fortey

Don’t act like this thought never crossed your mind. Here’s 8 of your favorite Looney Tunes characters auditioning for some porno. Yep, we went there.

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Holytaco Buzz: Saddam Lookalike Kidnapped For Porn Shoot

posted 10/13/2011
by Noah G

Life would suck if you look like Saddam Hussein. Life would really suck if an Iraqi gang tried to kidnap you to star in a porno as Saddam Hussein. That’s what happened to Egyptian man Mohamed Bishr (above), who was offered $330,000 by a gro…

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Octomom Fetish Porn: The Leaked Script

posted 01/20/2011
by Ian Fortey

Octomom, aka Nadya Suleman, aka that crazy broad obsessed with Angelina Jolie, was back in the news this week with word that she had made a fetish video in which she, in a black corset, whips a man in a diaper. While TMZ is breaking the photos, Ho…

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The 12 Deviant Days of Christmas: 11 Christmas Pornos

posted 12/15/2010
by Ian Fortey

It’s the 11th day of Christmas and we’re celebrating by counting down some holiday cheer. Which is to say porn. Yay!

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7 Pornos No One Asked For

posted 09/22/2010
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Some thematic elements take to porn like stink to a monkey, or a lawyer to debauchery. Others tend to be a little forced, like a lawyer’s client to their lawyer’s debauchery. So for every cable guy and pool boy there’s a interst…

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The Porn Time Management Pie Chart

posted 06/21/2010
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The History of Porn Timeline

posted 01/07/2010
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The AVN’s (The Porn Awards) are happening in Las Vegas this weekend, and since we don’t get to go to them this year, we’ve decided to spend the entire weekend just thinking about porn instead. We’re hard workers, though, so n…

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5 Terribly Awesome Examples of Porn Acting (SFW)

posted 07/14/2009
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The New York Times recently ran this article, about how porn movies are adapting to the internet world by ditching the plotlines of their films in favor of more f*cking. Basically, that means no more cheezy scenes with the cable repair guy com…

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