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Horror Movie or Porno?

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The concept is simple friends – 10 movie titles of real movies. Are they horror films or pornos? Sure, you can cheat and use Google, but it’s not like you’re going to win anything. Just guess.

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7 Pornos No One Asked For

7 Pornos No One Asked For

Some thematic elements take to porn like stink to a monkey, or a lawyer to debauchery. Others tend to be a little forced, like a lawyer’s client to their lawyer’s debauchery. So for every cable guy and pool boy there’s a interst…

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An Open Letter to YouJizz.com

An Open Letter to YouJizz.com

  Dear YouJizz.com,   I’ve been a regular user for about two years, and I want to thank you for all you’ve given to me. Providing free hardcore pornography to anyone with an internet connection is no easy task, yet somehow, da…

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The History of Porn Timeline

The History of Porn Timeline

The AVN’s (The Porn Awards) are happening in Las Vegas this weekend, and since we don’t get to go to them this year, we’ve decided to spend the entire weekend just thinking about porn instead. We’re hard workers, though, so n…

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5 Terribly Awesome Examples of Porn Acting (SFW)

5 Terribly Awesome Examples of Porn Acting (SFW)

The New York Times recently ran this article, about how porn movies are adapting to the internet world by ditching the plotlines of their films in favor of more f*cking.  Basically, that means no more cheezy scenes with the cable repair guy com…

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