By this time tomorrow you will most likely be sitting around friends and family, reminiscing on all the great times you’ve had and thinking about the many more great times you have to come, as the scent of poultry and other savory items waft …
Honestly, who hasn’t had this happen to them? According to TheSun:
A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital — with a potato stuck in his bottom.
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while…