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25 Predictions for the Year 2050

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People like to make predictions about the future because it’s fun to speculate and who the hell is ever going to remember if you were right or wrong when it comes to pass anyway?

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We Must Not Allow The Tyrannical Ground Hog To Control Our Weather Patterns!

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Fellow lovers of empirical evidence-driven methods of weather prediction, I say we cast aside the shackles of weather predicting rodents and take hold of our own weather destinies by stripping the power from the hands of the weather tyrant known as …

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Holy Taco’s Horoscope for the New Zodiac

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According to astrologers, thanks to the fact our world is all wobbly pop, the sun and stars and all that spacey junk isn’t aligned the way it used to be back when frauds and scam artists originally made up the Zodiac. And that means modern frauds …

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Holy Taco Predicts the News for 2011

Holy Taco Predicts the News for 2011

Every year, famed fraud and carrion-eater Sylvia Browne releases a set of predictions for the forth coming year, because she claims to be a psychic and relies on the people who pay her thousands upon thousands of dollars a year to never look back a…

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5 Predictions for The Conan O’Brien TBS Show

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Conan O’Brien will be doing a late night talk show on TBS, starting in November. This is huge news for Conan fans, who have been eagerly anticipating Conan’s next move. TBS isn’t exactly the ideal scenario for Conan, though, and th…

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Who Will Die in 2010?

Who Will Die in 2010?

A lot of celebrities died in 2009, and many of them, like Brittany Murphy, were highly unpredictable. That’s why we’ve decided to take some initiative and make some celebrity death predictions for 2010.   Dick Clark   Dick C…

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Celebrity Super Bowl Predictions

Celebrity Super Bowl Predictions

It’s that time of year when every sports analyst from ESPN to ESPN 2 puts their two cents in to tell us who’s going to win the Super Bowl. So, to mix it up a little, it looks like ESPN asked a few well-known celebrities to give us their …

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