If there's one thing we like to do more than drink, it's argue about really important stuff, like what's worse, getting herpes or accidentally fathering a child? Here's what it sounds like when we do both at the same time: Drunken...
We've all seen a lot of really bad raps in our days (Raindrop vs. Mike Glambin is still my all-time favorite), but watching these pregnant suburban soccer moms try to spit phat hip hop rhymes may be the bottom of the white-people-coopting-black-culture barrel. And it's amazing. Other crap to look at:Twitter...
Sometimes when you have to fart, you know you can't, because if you do, you'll shit your pants. So you hold it in. The reason that you know to hold it in, is because at some point when you were younger, you farted, and in doing so shit...
Apparently people thought the picture above was of a pregnant Angelina Jolie in her hospital room, very close to giving birth. I can't understand how anyone thought that. To me it looks like this picture was snapped in New Orleans right after someone tried to toss beads towards...
I was watching this show on the Discovery channel about how poor parts of Africa are, and they showed this big pile of garbage sitting in the middle of an alley and then a dude came out of the garbage through like a weird garbage door, and the British narrator...
Jessica Simpson's vagina is going to be soooooo jealous. Usmagazine.com reports:
Ashlee Simpson is pregnant, a source confirmed to Usmagazine.com.
The singer, 23, is expecting her first child with fiancé Pete Wentz, 28.
There is no WAY evolution would be cool with these two procreating. No way. I've played Oregon Trail enough to...
The rumor that has all of Hollywood talking, has been confirmed: Michael Bay is a douchebag. Also the other rumor that Angelina Jolie is pregnant, that's been confirmed too.
Amid rumors that Angelina Jolie, 32, is expecting twins, a close source confirms to Us Weekly that the actress is indeed pregnant.
So...
I'm not sure what's in the cocaine over there in Hollywood, but everyone is having babies. From people.com:
Gwen Stefani and her rock star husband Gavin Rossdale are expecting their second child, Rossdale's father confirms to PEOPLE.
"They and the whole family are delighted."
Yeah, that kid Stefani is holding in the picture...
Being pregnant has its ups and downs (and I should know. My water just broke.) On the downside: you puke quite a bit, you have to experience something called an episiotomy and you get weird cravings for pickled grapefruit and WD-40. But on the upside: you get to skip your...
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