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Ten Reasons Justin Bieber Is Not The Father

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by Jim Tews

Ten Reasons Justin Bieber Is Not The Father

Oh my word, Biebys have in Biebys! what’s this world coming to?! Just Bieber, a young father? That’d be sad. He’s far too young and too successful to go and do something stupid like have a baby. He is, however rich and famous, and…

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Holy Taco Congratulates Beyonce and Jay Z

posted 08/29/2011
by Ian Fortey

Holy Taco Congratulates Beyonce and Jay Z

Beyonce and Jay-Z are having a baby. Go on, make a joke about it being “Destiny’s Child” everyone else did!

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Israeli Clowns Man The Frontlines In The War Against Female Infertility

posted 02/01/2011
by Luis Prada

With the world of medical science and technology evolving so quickly these days it’s only a matter of time before we find a cure for all that ails us. One day soon cancer may be eradicated with a single pill, and you will be immune to all strains …

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We Live In A World Where 90 Girls In One High School Are Having Babies

posted 01/14/2011
by Luis Prada

We Live In A World Where 90 Girls In One High School Are Having Babies

As birds and fish die by the thousands around the world, there is only one shining beacon that acts as an example of life flourishing en masse. Sadly, that shining beacon is found in Memphis, and it is not due to a nearly extinct creature experienc…

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An Open Letter To Natalie Portman On Why She Should Have Been Impregnated By The Holy Taco Staff

posted 12/27/2010
by Luis Prada

Dear Natalie Portman, It saddens us to hear that you have not only become recently engaged to a man by the name of Benjamin Millepied, a man that sounds like a character in Lewis Carroll novel, but that he has also loaded you up with a baby that’s…

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We Live In A World Where 10-Year-Olds Are Giving Birth

posted 11/02/2010
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One thing we hear about every so often is some old lady with osteoporosis and cataracts squirting out a tiny human from her leathery vagina long after her junk should have gone bad. When we hear this we cringe and groan and think, “My God. Wh…

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25 Pregnant Chicks

posted 09/06/2010
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Happy Labor Day, celebrate with some pregnant ladies.

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“First Rule of Pregnant Club…”

posted 04/09/2010
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These Cheerleaders Have A Message For You (TotalProSports) Who’s Got The Hottest WAGs? (BleacherReport) Star Wars + Google = Divinity (Manofest) Pinup Girls of the 21st Century (Coed) Tina Fey Hotness (Maxim) …

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But No Fatties

posted 12/03/2009
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20 Chicks That Can Kick Your Ass (TotalProSports) Game Testing 101 (MadeMan) Extreme Car Wash!!! (AllLeftTurns) The 10 Best Downsizing’s (ScreenJunkies) Kimbo Slice And Hot Girls (Cagepotato) Hot Girls In Red…

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Drunken Argument Friday: What’s Worse, Herpes or a Baby?

posted 10/16/2009
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If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, like what’s worse, getting herpes or accidentally fathering a child? Here’s what it sounds like when we do both at the same …

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