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Ten Reasons Justin Bieber Is Not The Father

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by Jim Tews

Ten Reasons Justin Bieber Is Not The Father

Oh my word, Biebys have in Biebys! what’s this world coming to?! Just Bieber, a young father? That’d be sad. He’s far too young and too successful to go and do something stupid like have a baby. He is, however rich and famous, and…

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Oh, To Be Young Again

posted 05/05/2009
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Let’s All Do “The Preggo Shuffle”

posted 02/17/2009
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We’ve all seen a lot of really bad raps in our days (Raindrop vs. Mike Glambin is still my all-time favorite), but watching these pregnant suburban soccer moms try to spit phat hip hop rhymes may be the bottom of the white-people-coopt…

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Push Olivia, Push

posted 02/02/2009
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Jamie Lynn Spears Makes Sequel To Baby?

posted 10/12/2008
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Sometimes when you have to fart, you know you can’t, because if you do, you’ll shit your pants. So you hold it in. The reason that you know to hold it in, is because at some point when you were younger, you farted, and in doing so shi…

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Jolie Hospital Room Pics Are Fake

posted 07/08/2008
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Apparently people thought the picture above was of a pregnant Angelina Jolie in her hospital room, very close to giving birth. I can’t understand how anyone thought that. To me it looks like this picture was snapped in New Orleans right aft…

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Paris Hilton Does Not Grow Baby

posted 06/04/2008
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I was watching this show on the Discovery channel about how poor parts of Africa are, and they showed this big pile of garbage sitting in the middle of an alley and then a dude came out of the garbage through like a weird garbage door, and the Brit…

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Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz To Grow Baby

posted 04/13/2008
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Jessica Simpson‘s vagina is going to be soooooo jealous. Usmagazine.com reports: Ashlee Simpson is pregnant, a source confirmed to Usmagazine.com. The singer, 23, is expecting her first child with fiancÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â© Pete Wentz, 28. There is no WA…

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Angelina Jolie’s Stomach: “There’s a Baby In Me.”

posted 01/29/2008
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The rumor that has all of Hollywood talking, has been confirmed: Michael Bay is a douchebag. Also the other rumor that Angelina Jolie is pregnant, that’s been confirmed too. Amid rumors that Angelina Jolie, 32, is expecting twins, a close s…

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Does Anyone Wear Condoms?

posted 01/28/2008
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I’m not sure what’s in the cocaine over there in Hollywood, but everyone is having babies. From people.com: Gwen Stefani and her rock star husband Gavin Rossdale are expecting their second child, Rossdale’s father confirms to PEO…

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God Bless Jessica Alba’s Pregger Breasts

posted 01/10/2008
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Being pregnant has its ups and downs (and I should know. My water just broke.) On the downside: you puke quite a bit, you have to experience something called an episiotomy and you get weird cravings for pickled grapefruit and WD-40. But on the upsi…

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Nicole Kidman Pregnant. Dingoes Very Excited.

posted 01/07/2008
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The news you’ve been waiting for is finally official. Australian super-couple Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are expecting a little joey. According to popsugar: Their rep said, “Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban confirmed today that they are…

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Ten Reasons Justin Bieber Is Not The Father

Oh, To Be Young Again

Let’s All Do “The Preggo Shuffle”

Push Olivia, Push

Jamie Lynn Spears Makes Sequel To Baby?

Jolie Hospital Room Pics Are Fake

Paris Hilton Does Not Grow Baby

Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz To Grow Baby

Angelina Jolie’s Stomach: “There’s a Baby In Me.”

Does Anyone Wear Condoms?

God Bless Jessica Alba’s Pregger Breasts

Nicole Kidman Pregnant. Dingoes Very Excited.

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