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The Holy Taco 2012 Gift Guide

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It’s December and that means you need to buy shit. Have you bought shit yet? You better buy shit. Unless you’re not Christian in which case as you were. But know that Jesus is super disappointed in you.

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25 Things Chris Brown Wants for Christmas

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As you know, Chris Brown and I are buddies on Twitter. Which is to say I make fun of him a lot and he presumably has no idea I exist. But I only do it because he’s such a terrible person. He is. Objectively. Because of this relationship we have…

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Gift Guide: Holy Taco’s Picks for the Best Presents of 2011

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Every year, every website under the sun presents to you its gift guide for the best and coolest loot you can share with loved ones this holiday season (which we think mean Christmas and Hanukkah). Other sites probably do this much better than us, …

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Happy Labor Day!

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We decorated the Labor Tree! Please leave presents in the comments section.

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5 Easy to Make Christmas Gifts For The Cheap and Lazy

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Hey, Last Minute Larry! You’re a total screw up! You had a list of gifts to buy for the decent people in your life, but agoraphobia and pure laziness have sent you down the chimney without a present! Uh oh! Well, fear not because you’v…

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Inner Monologue of an 8-Year Old Opening Christmas Presents

Inner Monologue of an 8-Year Old Opening Christmas Presents

Awwww shit! It’s Christmas morning! Hell yeah!  In order to celebrate this festive and exciting day, I’m going to do the most dangerous thing that a child can do in a dark house early in the morning when everyone else is still aslee…

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Guest Column: You Are All a Bunch of Buttholes

Guest Column: You Are All a Bunch of Buttholes

  Like most kids, my favorite time of year is Christmas time.  I don’t understand why Thanksgiving is so great, and I can’t wait until it’s over because that means it’s almost time for Christmas. That’s the t…

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