Seems like everyone is throwing election night parties this year, so we thought we'd show you the evite to a very exclusive party thrown by our current president.
I don't even think I can continue to call Spencer Pratt a douchebag. It's like he's doing things in the field of douchebaggery that have never been done before. It's like when Einstein discovered the theory of relativity or when Knute Rockne introduced the forward pass: People just stood still...
In an exclusive interview with ABC News, President Bush said that if he didn't stop getting totally housed on the booze, he probably wouldn't be president right now. Hmm, maybe he's smarter than everyone gives him credit for:
"I doubt I'd be standing here if I hadn't quit drinking whiskey, and...
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