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13 Shocking Revelations from George W. Bush’s Autobiography

13 Shocking Revelations from George W. Bush’s Autobiography

George W. Bush’s memoir, Decision Points, hits book stores on November 9th. Sections of the book, including the first line, have already been leaked to The Drudge Report. I have a sister who buys Meth from a guy who works at the Crown Publish…

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Evite To George Bush’s Election Night Party

Evite To George Bush’s Election Night Party

Seems like everyone is throwing election night parties this year, so we thought we’d show you the evite to a very exclusive party thrown by our current president.

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Heidi And Spencer Cancel White House Trip

Heidi And Spencer Cancel White House Trip

I don’t even think I can continue to call Spencer Pratt a douchebag.  It’s like he’s doing things in the field of douchebaggery that have never been done before.  It’s like when Einstein discovered the  theory of relativity …

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No More Busch for President Bush

No More Busch for President Bush

In an exclusive interview with ABC News, President Bush said that if he didn’t stop getting totally housed on the booze, he probably wouldn’t be president right now. Hmm, maybe he’s smarter than everyone gives him credit for: R…

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