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Holy Taco’s State of the Union Rebuttal

The picture President Obama painted in his State of the Union address is a rosy one, filled with flowery language and proper “sentence structure”, all about how America is slowly but surely climbing its way out of the economic gutter and back to pro…

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New Conspiracy Theory Suggests Barack Obama Was A Time and Space Traveling Explorer Of Mars – No, Seriously.

posted 01/03/2012
by Luis Prada

President Obama’s name gets tossed around a lot by conspiracy theorists; I’m guessing because his name is kind of fun to say and it fits in well when surrounded by a bunch of crazy, completely fictitious crap. It’s almost a joke name that you throw…

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The Inner Monologue of Herman Cain Waiting His Turn at a GOP Debate

posted 11/17/2011
by Ian Fortey

What is this, number 10? Is this the tenth debate? I need to check with my assistant. I think this is ten. Why am I not president yet? Didn’t I win 9 times already? I need to debate Barack Obama to win, that’s what I need. Think that’s how I become…

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Which President Should Be The Next To Get Their Face Chiseled On To Mount Rushmore?

posted 11/01/2011
by Luis Prada

Yesterday, October 31st, 2011, marked the 70th anniversary of the completion of Mount Rushmore, that wonderful tourist trap in South Dakota featuring the faces of four of America’s greatest presidents — George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Th…

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Herman Cain for President! (A Holy Taco Endorsement)

posted 10/06/2011
by Ian Fortey

We get some crap on Holy Taco for being too liberal. People say we hate FOX and Republicans and it’s not true at all. We don’t hate Republicans. We do hate FOX, they’re idiotic, condescending, crooked, unethical and pretty much straight up liars…

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Text Messages from Michele Bachmann

posted 06/28/2011
by Ian Fortey

Michele Bachmann has tossed her hat in the ring for a Presidential run. She’s also an idiot. Yesterday she made news for likening herself to serial killer John Wayne Gacy by accident when trying to invoke that other John Wayne. What more h…

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How Donald Trump Takes On 6 Other Jobs

posted 04/27/2011
by Ian Fortey

Donald Trump is staying in the news not because he is news, but because all journalists have a very subversive sense of humor. Right now, Donald Trump is like the Sam Kinison of politic, he just keeps screeching this outrageously hilarious stuff a…

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How to Run For President Against Donald Trump

posted 04/18/2011
by Ian Fortey

So you’ve decided that society has decayed just to the point where you running for President isn’t quite as f*cktarded as you parents always told you it would be whenever they let you out of your cage to get hosed off. Good for you! The fact is n…

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Educating the Masses: Holy Taco Teaches You A Thing Or Two About America

posted 03/22/2011
by Luis Prada

Newsweek magazine recently polled 1,000 U.S. citizens to find out if the average American could answer the questions on America’s official citizenship test; the very test all potential immigrants must take before they are granted the honor of being…

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Celebrities Tweet About President Mubarak’s Resignation

posted 02/11/2011
by Luis Prada

Today the free world celebrates along with our Egyptian brothers and sisters, as they have voiced their displeasure with a tyrannical government…and they have won. We watched history unfold before our very eyes, and we all took part in watching fre…

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President Mubarak’s Letter of Resignation

posted 02/10/2011
by Luis Prada

Citizens of Egypt, It is with a heavy heart that I say that I will be resigning as president of this fine country. I have spent many, many years of my life crafting this country in to the powerhouse of free, democratic thought that it is today, but…

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Holy Taco’s State of the Union Rebuttal

New Conspiracy Theory Suggests Barack Obama Was A Time and Space Traveling Explorer Of Mars – No, Seriously.

The Inner Monologue of Herman Cain Waiting His Turn at a GOP Debate

Which President Should Be The Next To Get Their Face Chiseled On To Mount Rushmore?

Herman Cain for President! (A Holy Taco Endorsement)

Text Messages from Michele Bachmann

How Donald Trump Takes On 6 Other Jobs

How to Run For President Against Donald Trump

Educating the Masses: Holy Taco Teaches You A Thing Or Two About America

Celebrities Tweet About President Mubarak’s Resignation

President Mubarak’s Letter of Resignation

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