You ever see the movie Pretty Woman with Julia Roberts? You know, the one where she plays Vivian Ward, the hooker with the heart of gold? Let’s talk about that character for a second: Heart of gold or not, she’s still a hooker, so dress…
When I was ten my mom decided it’d be a good family event to go see Pretty Woman in the theaters. The next day, when my dad and mom had dinner plans, I took a chair and sat outside their bedroom window with my tiny boom box. At first my da…