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The Holy Taco $5 Contest Prize Presentation

The Holy Taco $5 Contest Prize Presentation

It’s Monday and, as promised, we convinced someone to take us shopping over the weekend and give us our allowance so we could make good on last week’s caption contest. There’s an endless supply of shit you can buy for $5 but in the end we felt Char…

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The Holy Taco $5 Contest

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It’s been a while since we ran a contest on the site and our philanthropic nature is eating at our innards like a hobo eating at innards. You, who come here every day to enjoy our writing, galleries and our profit-sharing phone sex empire deserve …

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Give-A-Wednesday: Astroglide Caption Contest Results

Give-A-Wednesday: Astroglide Caption Contest Results

Last week, we told you about a completely badass Spring Break Survival Kit that our friends at Astroglide were giving away. In case you’ve forgotten, here’s a pic:    All you had to do to win this badass Spring Break Survival …

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Give-A-Wednesday: Astroglide Spring Break Survival Kit

Give-A-Wednesday: Astroglide Spring Break Survival Kit

What’s that? You say you’re very interested in procuring some lube and condoms? You can borrow some of mine. I left it in your sister’s room. Oooohhhhhhh burn!…Anyway, our friends over at Astroglide (it’s always good to…

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Give-a-Wednesday: Bigs Sunflower Seeds Giveaway Results

Give-a-Wednesday: Bigs Sunflower Seeds Giveaway Results

  Remember last week when we told you we were giving away some delicious Bigs Sunflower Seeds? Remember how you spent upwards of 10 seconds thinking of a caption for this picture?     We recieved a ton of entries for this caption co…

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Give-A-Wednesday: Bigs Sunflower Seeds Prize Pack Results

Give-A-Wednesday: Bigs Sunflower Seeds Prize Pack Results

You may remember that last week, we announced our Bigs Sunflower Seeds caption contest for Give-a-Wednesday.  Well, the results are in, and we have a winner.  First, though, let’s look at the prize:     Sadly, the prize is…

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Win A PS3 In Our “Role Models Photoshop Contest!

Win A PS3 In Our “Role Models Photoshop Contest!

    The good people releasing the DVD of Role Models have given us a Playstation 3 to give away to YOU.  That’s right, an actual, full blown, Playstation 3 with all the bells and whistles one of those things comes with, along …

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Give-A-Wednesday: Win A Slingbox SOLO

Give-A-Wednesday: Win A Slingbox SOLO

  Write a caption for these two superpals and you can win your very own Slingbox SOLO. For those of you who don’t know, Slingbox makes the most awesome TV-related products on the market. The Slingbox SOLO allows you to watch and control …

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Give-A-Wednesday: Win Retro Game Challenge!

Give-A-Wednesday: Win Retro Game Challenge!

    Write a caption for this old skool game and toy dude and you can win a copy of Retro Game Challenge for the DS. So now you can, like this guy, play classic shooters, racing, ninja and role playing games from the ’80s. (You don&#…

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