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The Morning Jolt: Porn Prom

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Ahh, Jimmy. You know the score.

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Inner Monologue of a High School Freshman Attending His First Dance

Inner Monologue of a High School Freshman Attending His First Dance

God dammit.  This clip on tie is not staying put at all.  It’s alright, don’t get caught up in the details.  Just try to enjoy the experience.  I mean, a chick asked me to the Sadie Hawkins dance.  That’s p…

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A Flowchart to Determing if You’re Going to Have Sex on this Date

A Flowchart to Determing if You’re Going to Have Sex on this Date

When you’re out on a date, it’s hard to avoid wondering whether or not the night is going to end with you having sex.  With that in mind, we’ve created this handy flowchart to help you determine whether or not your going to ha…

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Prom Rules

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