Eliot Spitzer can not be satisfied by just one prostitute. No no friends, as Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock would say “It takes two to make a thing go right.” Nypost.com reports:
Disgraced former Gov. Eliot Spitzer has been identified as a long-standing client of a second high-priced call-girl ring, The Post has learned.
The ex-governor regularly patronized Wicked Models, the Manhattan-based operation taken down Tuesday, according to financial documents and other evidence unearthed in a yearlong prostitution investigation, law-enforcement sources said.
Man, he must have really pissed off someone. They’re like “No, screw him, let’s find all his prostitutes and reveal them right as the furor from the first prostitute starts to die down.”
So who is this new girl? That’s her pictured above.
At the center of the new ring is Kristin “Billie” Davis, a busty bottle blonde who hails from a rough-and-tumble California trailer park. She has a reputation for hard-partying, shameless self-promotion and a rumored 10,000-name-long client list.
Shameless self promotion? How else are you supposed to be a successful hooker? My parents have always said, “If you become a hooker and you don’t believe in yourself, no one else will believe in you either.” As for the 10,000, yes that’s impressive. I feel I can confidently call her the Brett Favre of prostitution.
Why did Eliot Spitzer feel the need to drop $4,100 on two hours with a prostitute? What kind of sex could possibly cost that much? To get these answers, I went right to the source and talked to Dennis Hof, owner of the world famous Bunny Ranch in Carson City, and Brooke Taylor, one of the ranch bunnies. If anyone knows why a prostitute would cost so much, it’s Dennis.
Why would someone pay $4,100 for a prostitute? Dennis Hof: My guess is that he’s really kinky. Straight sex isn’t that expensive. They start charging more when you want double back flips with a twist and anal. One very important aspect of this whole story is that he made her take the train. He probably wanted her to bring handcuffs, restraints, cattle prods…who knows.
But I guarantee the reason she took the train was because she had things that she couldn’t take on a plane. Have you ever tried to get a pair of handcuffs or a cattle prod through airport security? It’s not easy.
Brooke Taylor: Men in power fantasize about relinquishing that power. The Alpha Male like Spitzer doesn’t usually go for the regular sex. If you’re willing to pay $4,100 for two hours, you’re limited only by your imagination. If you’re with a girl that you click with, you can get anything you want.
So, the reason he had to spend so much was because he wanted kinky sex? DH: As with anything, some girls are more expensive. If she’s a porn star or somehow famous, then she’s much more expensive, but it’s clear the Governor’s prostitute is just a regular girl. For $4,100 you could get 10 bunnies and a bottle of champagne at my ranch.
I bet the more he kept getting into it, the kinkier he needed the sex to be. Did he have a rape fantasy? Did he want to choke her? Did he want her to choke him? This is the kind of stuff you get into at that price.
BT: The powerful men I’ve known usually want to give that power up. That coupled with the high price he paid–I wouldn’t be surprised if he had her using things like handcuffs, hog ties, rope, ankle cuffs, ball gags or penis leashes.
Penis leashes are great for making sure your penis doesn’t run away. DH: I just talked to Joe Francis (of Girls Gone Wild) and he said he has tons of video of this girl. I offered her $250,000 to come work at the Bunny Ranch so the world can experience what the governor experienced. But, I’m also offering Spitzer a VIP Governor Booty Pass so he can reunite with her back here at the ranch where it’s legal and he wouldn’t have to deal with the criminal side of prostitution. Here it’s legal so he wouldn’t have to drag his wife and family to a press conference when he was finished.
If you ran for governor, I would vote for you.
Dennis Hof and his Bunny Ranch will be featured on 20/20 and Dateline this Friday. Watch it, then pay Mr. Hof a visit the next time you’re in Las Vegas. Your genitals will thank you.
A lot of things can drive a person towards becoming a prostitute. One of them is having to listen to this God awful song more than once. I listened to half of it and considered auctioning off my butthole on ebay to pay for that surgery that Arnold Schwarzenegger got in Total Recall just to erase the memory of this song. Spitzer’s girl is the one wearing the black tank top with the dark hair. Again, I must say, I think she’s attractive. But I might only think that because I was distracted by the intensity and passion of the rapping going on. Or maybe it was the fact that this video looks like it was shot on a camera phone that was covered in bird shit. Hard to say.
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