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We Live On The Same Planet As A Man That Claims He Had Sex With A Prostitute That Shaped Shifted In To A Donkey At Night

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Man, staying topical in this internet comedy writing game can be tough sometimes. There are days when we scower the internet for something, anything, funny to write about and there’s just nothing; the world is a wasteland. Slow news days, they call…

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Holytaco Buzz: Prostitute Transforms into Donkey

Holytaco Buzz: Prostitute Transforms into Donkey

Damn you, Donkeys who can transform into prostitutes!  At least that’s what a Zimbabwe man claimed when arrested for having sex with one.  His story is very straight forward – he paid a prostitute, and upon their intercourse, she magica…

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Maury Povich Hires a Hooker

Maury Povich Hires a Hooker

Switzerland: Home Of The Drive Thru Sex Box

Switzerland: Home Of The Drive Thru Sex Box

Switzerland has long been home to extremely pale people, chocolate, cuckoo clocks, doing nothing during war time, and a crazy obsession with peace that we in the states can’t seem to understand. But now the Swiss have something else that they…

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Sexy Hooker Fight!

Sexy Hooker Fight!

  If you ever want people to watch your online video, title it "Sexy Hooker Fight", even if it only contains one minute of actual hooker fight (1:30-2:30). 

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Drunken Argument Friday: What’s Scarier, A Broken Condom or Choking Alone?

Drunken Argument Friday: What’s Scarier, A Broken Condom or Choking Alone?

  If there’s one thing we like to do on Halloween more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, like what’s scarier: a broken condom when you’re having sex with a prostitute, or choking when you’re hom…

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Justin and Johnny: Whore Island

Justin and Johnny: Whore Island

Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we’re discussing things.  Today Justin Thomas and Johnny Wickham had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.    

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How To Order a Phonebook Hooker

How To Order a Phonebook Hooker

  As you may have noticed, Craigslist recently abolished their "Erotic Services" section. Don’t worry, though: the Sex-for-Money business will always persevere, even if it means that we have to revert back to the ancient way of…

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Kristin Davis (A-Rod’s Madam, Not The Sex And The City One)

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  Where You’ve Seen Her: Kristin Davis was a popular Manhattan Madam who is said to have boned A-Rod and provided him with several of her call-girls over the course of a year. (She also gave whores, hookers, sluts and cum dumpsters to El…

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If I Could Get A $73 Prostitute That Would Be Wonderful

If I Could Get A $73 Prostitute That Would Be Wonderful

  You know things aren’t going too well for you when you only have $73 to spend on a prostitute. You also know things are going even worse, when the $73 prostitute is clearly a man. And you really know things have hit rock bottom, when y…

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If The Prostitute Gets Tired, Shoot Her

If The Prostitute Gets Tired, Shoot Her

I’ve never purchased the services of a prostitute, but I guess there are a few points of negotiation that need to be agreed upon before the coitus can commence. Positions and type are probably no brainers, but one obvious point that most John…

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