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10 New Mortal Kombat Characters for the Next MK Sequel

MK characters

Mortal Kombat is all the rage these days with the young ‘uns and their video machines, so let’s celebrate that. If there’s one thing MK is known for, it’s preposterous animated murders. But if there’s another thing, it’s a huge cast of characters…

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4 Slowly Occurring Annoyances Experienced By Gamers

4 Slowly Occurring Annoyances Experienced By Gamers

Gaming is one of those pleasant, playful activities that can very easily turn murderous. We all have very vivid memories of playing NES games as children and being filled with an adult-like rage because we can’t seem to swim by that damn coll…

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Classics Never Die

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Give-A-Wednesday: Beer Money Prize Pack Giveaway

Give-A-Wednesday: Beer Money Prize Pack Giveaway

We know what you’re thinking: "I’m a huge Total Nonstop Action Wrestling fanatic, but Holy Taco doesn’t really cater to my needs!"  Well, that’s where you’re wrong, friends, because today we’ve got …

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Win A PS3 In Our “Role Models Photoshop Contest!

Win A PS3 In Our “Role Models Photoshop Contest!

    The good people releasing the DVD of Role Models have given us a Playstation 3 to give away to YOU.  That’s right, an actual, full blown, Playstation 3 with all the bells and whistles one of those things comes with, along …

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Give-A-Wednesday: Win MLB 08 The Show for PS3

Give-A-Wednesday: Win MLB 08 The Show for PS3

Write a caption of Greg Valentino, my favorite roid head, and you can win a copy of MLB 08 The Show for PS3. And now thanks for the miracles of modern medicine, the 400 homer season you rack up in this game won’t be far off from the real thin…

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