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Jemima Packington, the Asparagus Psychic [VIDEO]

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Jemima Packington is a British soothsayer who claims to be the world’s only “asparamancer”. Since she had to coin the term herself, we believe her. Nobody else would use stalks of asparagus to predict the damned future, but that…

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Monstrous Celebrity Profile: Sylvia Browne

Monstrous Celebrity Profile:  Sylvia Browne

  Everyone enjoys the world of celebrity but far too often we’re forced to read about the intelligent, the beautiful and the popular. What about all those famous people who have tar-like souls and ass-like faces? Holy Taco is here to m…

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