Punky Brewster Grows Baby

Previous to hearing this, the only two things I could tell you about the chick that played Punky Brewster was that she didn’t like Lima Beans, and she grew up to have big ‘ol titties. Now there’s a third fact I can shove in to conversations to ensure awkward moments at parties that my girlfriend drags me to. People.com reports:

Former Punky Brewster star Soleil Moon Frye and her husband, Jason Goldberg, have welcomed their second child, a girl, the actress’s rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.

Frye told PEOPLE last fall that her daughter Poet was already bonding with the new baby. “She talks to the belly all the time and tells the baby she loves it,” Frye said.

First of all, look at that picture. Either Soleil Moon Frye is 4’2”, and her husband is 7”0” or the people who shot Lord Of The Rings took this picture and her husband is actually three inches from the camera while Soleil is standing four hundred yards away. Secondly, her first daughter is named “Poet?” Why not just name her “Pretentious.” That would at least be more of a conversation piece. Now, to properly celebrate the upcoming birth of Punky’s child, I bring you the latin opening of Punky Brewster featuring the greatest voice over performance in recent memory. Just watch the first six seconds.

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