Man, it sucks when Steven Seagal bursts through the wall of your home with a tank and shoots your puppy. Wait. Did I just type that? I couldn’t have. There’s no possible way my brain told my fingers to type that insane collection of words, expectin…
Barack Obama announced in his speech that once he moves in to the White House, he’s going to give his daughters a new puppy. Since every puppy would love to poop on the White House lawn, one of them decided to send a letter to Barack…