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It Sucks When Steven Seagal Bursts Through The Wall of Your Home With a Tank and Shoots Your Puppy

Steven Seagal Lawman

Man, it sucks when Steven Seagal bursts through the wall of your home with a tank and shoots your puppy. Wait. Did I just type that? I couldn’t have. There’s no possible way my brain told my fingers to type that insane collection of words, expectin…

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A Puppy Writes To Barack Obama’s Daughters

A Puppy Writes To Barack Obama’s Daughters

  Barack Obama announced in his speech that once he moves in to the White House, he’s going to give his daughters a new puppy. Since every puppy would love to poop on the White House lawn, one of them decided to send a letter to Barack…

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