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MLK Dalai Lama

Ed. Note – We had so much fun with this topic we had to let 2 editors take a crack at it instead of just one. Sometimes it’s fun to f*ck with history. “I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in th…

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If Barack Obama Spoke in Blaxploitation Quotes

If Barack Obama Spoke in Blaxploitation Quotes

This week, Break is trying to determine the best Blaxploitation movie quotes of all time. We’re having a hard time picking our favorite, so we decided to see what it would be like if those same quotes were delivered by one of the most eloquent…

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White Translations of Famous Blaxploitation Quotes

White Translations of Famous Blaxploitation Quotes

Break.com is pitting some of the greatest Blaxploitation movie quotes of all time against eachother to determine which one is the best (you can get to it by clicking on the voting box over there —>).  There’s only one problem: so…

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Overheard at Thanksgiving

Overheard at Thanksgiving

  Everyone’s family is insane. This is why, whenever you go home for the holidays and hang out with your third cousins and your 90-year old grandmother, you always manage to hear things that are either slightly racist, totally ridiculou…

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A Musical Ode to Captain Jean-Luc Picard

A Musical Ode to Captain Jean-Luc Picard

  Everyone could use a heaping spoonful of Jean Luc Picard on a Sunday.

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Where Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Famous Kill Lines Come From

Where-Arnold-Schwarzeneggers-Famous-Kill-Lines-Come

On Saturday, AMC is having an Arnold Schwarzenegger Movie Marathon, which we are incredibly excited about, because that means that an endless stream of awesomely ridiculous Schwarzenegger kill lines is on the way.  All action movies have these,…

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