So, there’s a video going around today from the Oklahoma Full Auto Shoot And Trade Show, in which a little girl who’s probably 8, basically blasts the shit out of a car and a field with a big ass machine gun. Take a look at the first little bit of it here, and you’ll get the idea.
Anyway, I saw the latest Rambo, and realized that you could pretty much insert this little girl in place of Stallone and the entire third act, and most of the second, would be the same. Enjoy.
The new Rambo movie, Rambo IV - The Curse of Rocky Balboa, looks like it’s an hour and a half of glorious shootings, stabbings and other various killings at close range. You should show your support for Rambo by wearing this “What Would Rambo Do?” shirt to the theater. Because the question on this shirt only has a few answers. They are:
1. Marry Bridgette Nielsen.
2. Talk like a complete retard.
3. Kill everyone in Vietnam, Afghanistan and Burma.
You think just because someone’s elected, they get to be president? No sir, before anybody moves into the White House, they have to pass an entrance exam.
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