There have been a lot of songs that have made the world a better place. First there was John Lennon’s “Imagine.” Then there was “We Are The World.” And now we can add Principal Fred Scretta…Something Or Other’s hip-hop jam about trash to that hallowed list. John Lennon may have taught us that “the world will live as one,” but Principal Fred has taught us that he’s “got a new task for ya’ll called the ‘pick up your trash.’” The man is truly a poet.
Do you often mistake Jerry Rice for Jay-Z? Jim McMahon for Method Man? No, you don’t. That’s because in the 80s a few NFL teams thought it would be a good idea to make rap songs with repetitive lyrics, cheesy special effects and embarrassing dance moves. Here are six of them.
Miami Dolphins - Can’t Touch Us - Watch more free videos 6. Miami Dolphins - Can’t Touch Us
This video features such timeless classics as Zubaz pants, MC Hammer and a keytar. The only thing missing is ALF and Mr. T playing with a Rubix Cube. [Editor’s Note: Please be sure to note the late, great Reggie Roby (#4). He’s the Jackie Robinson of punting.]
Being cool is normally subjective. But there are some things that unequivocally make you uncool. We’re not saying we’re cool, we’re just saying if you own any of these items, you’re not.
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