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Otto V, World’s Worst Rapper: Why Isn’t He Viral Yet?

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Otto V can’t rap, has nothing to say, but insists he’s the greatest and most revolutionary figure in hip-hop history. Is he deluded, or simply embarking on a failed quest to go viral? The only way to find out for sure is to make him go v…

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Great Failures from the Past: The Bud Bundy Rap Album

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The guy who portrayed Bud Bundy, David Faustino, was huge into rap, despite being tiny and white. He even released an album, because nobody told him Grandmaster B was a joke. His single “I Told Ya” is still on YouTube, because Satan̵…

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Dear Macklemore: Hip-Hop Wants Nothing to Do With You

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As the High Council’s Foremost Authority on All Things Hip-Hop*, I’m making the decree that Macklemore is not now, and shall never be, real hip-hop.

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“Tom Hanks” By Buckwheat Groats Is the Greatest Tom Hanks-Themed Rap Song of All Time, Period

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The lack of a Joe Versus the Volcano reference is disappointing, but still, this is important, high-quality work. Plus, the juxtaposition of Hanks’s lovable face amidst all this gangster shit is instantly hilarious.

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5 of the Most Terrible Ladies of Hip Hop

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Bad hip hop has become a fabulous genre all on its own thanks to musical luminaries like Bangs and Ja Rule. But too often the terrible ladies of hip hop are overlooked in favor of the terrible men. But no longer! Holy Taco has suffered through t…

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90′s Rap: A Suburban Understanding

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Rap has a decent history at this point but arguably it didn’t really come to prominence until the 90’s. That’s when it really blew up into the mainstream in a way that really wasn’t to the benefit of anyone . Don’t understand? Let me rephrase: …

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Seven Bad White Rappers We Found Online

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Life is hard in these gated communities, bro. Sometimes your Audi’s in the shop and your pool has an algae problem. When shit gets rough like that, all I wanna do is spit rhymes. Horrible, horrible, offbeat, loosely logical rhymes, into my we…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Absolute Worst Rap Battle Ever – Watch more Funny Videos Careful what you say in the comments; if these kids get wind of it they may spit some mad insulting rhymes at you and you’ll be ruined forever.

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Attention Rappers, Twitter is Killing Your Street Cred!

Attention Rappers, Twitter is Killing Your Street Cred!

If you’re reading this it means you’re alive and literate, which means you’re familiar with Twitter. It’s a pretty easy concept and it’s become a really popular way for musicians and other artists to connect with their fans without having to filter…

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5 Christmas Rap Songs That Will Get You Laid (in a Bad Neighborhood)

5 Christmas Rap Songs That Will Get You Laid (in a Bad Neighborhood)

Christmas music exists so Staples has something to make you want to leave the story during the month of December. Somehow they get their hands on playlist of about 1000 “different” songs, which are really about 100 songs, but 10 different versions…

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If Your Band Sucks, Don’t Back Up Traffic With Your Sucky Band

If Your Band Sucks, Don’t Back Up Traffic With Your Sucky Band

Have you heard of a “hardcore hiphop” band called Imperial Stars? You know what, it doesn’t even matter, because there’s a very good chance that if you haven’t heard of them yet, this article will be the last time you…

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