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5 of the Most Terrible Ladies of Hip Hop

Bad hip hop has become a fabulous genre all on its own thanks to musical luminaries like Bangs and Ja Rule. But too often the terrible ladies of hip hop are overlooked in favor of the terrible men. But no longer! Holy Taco has suffered through t…

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90′s Rap: A Suburban Understanding

posted 04/14/2011
by Ian Fortey

Rap has a decent history at this point but arguably it didn’t really come to prominence until the 90’s. That’s when it really blew up into the mainstream in a way that really wasn’t to the benefit of anyone . Don’t understand? Let me rephrase: …

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Seven Bad White Rappers We Found Online

posted 02/03/2011
by Jim Tews

Life is hard in these gated communities, bro. Sometimes your Audi’s in the shop and your pool has an algae problem. When shit gets rough like that, all I wanna do is spit rhymes. Horrible, horrible, offbeat, loosely logical rhymes, into my we…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

posted 01/20/2011
by Ian Fortey

Absolute Worst Rap Battle Ever – Watch more Funny Videos Careful what you say in the comments; if these kids get wind of it they may spit some mad insulting rhymes at you and you’ll be ruined forever.

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Attention Rappers, Twitter is Killing Your Street Cred!

posted 12/29/2010
by Jim Tews

Attention Rappers, Twitter is Killing Your Street Cred!

If you’re reading this it means you’re alive and literate, which means you’re familiar with Twitter. It’s a pretty easy concept and it’s become a really popular way for musicians and other artists to connect with their fans without having to filter…

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5 Christmas Rap Songs That Will Get You Laid (in a Bad Neighborhood)

posted 12/16/2010
by Ian Fortey

5 Christmas Rap Songs That Will Get You Laid (in a Bad Neighborhood)

Christmas music exists so Staples has something to make you want to leave the story during the month of December. Somehow they get their hands on playlist of about 1000 “different” songs, which are really about 100 songs, but 10 different versions…

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If Your Band Sucks, Don’t Back Up Traffic With Your Sucky Band

posted 10/13/2010
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Have you heard of a “hardcore hiphop” band called Imperial Stars? You know what, it doesn’t even matter, because there’s a very good chance that if you haven’t heard of them yet, this article will be the last time you…

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Great Moments in MTV Video Music Award History

posted 09/10/2010
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The MTV Video Music Awards are unparalleled in cultural significance. Year after year, the ceremony showcases the best that we as a society have to offer from the world of arts and entertainment. From Cindi Lauper’s incoherent ramblings in 19…

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The Day I Met Lil Kim

posted 07/14/2010
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It was dark. Because it was night, and the Earth rotates away from the sun when that happens. Luckily for us, Ben Johnson invented electricity. I was enjoying a drink at a random bar downtown as I planned to head towards the old, abandoned house…

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Analysis of Terror: I Need a BBW

posted 06/24/2010
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Today seems to be a fat day on Holy Taco, so it’s appropriate that this video is buzzing on the internet right now amongst the sorts of people who produce and then send this video to others who will watch while experiencing mild discomfort unt…

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Life In Quarantine Rap

posted 02/28/2010
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This is what happens when you’re stuck in quarantine for week and weeks on end… it’s also what happens when you’ve contracted advanced syphilis. Vancouver Needs Condoms (TotalProSports) These Photos Will Distu…

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5 of the Most Terrible Ladies of Hip Hop

90′s Rap: A Suburban Understanding

Seven Bad White Rappers We Found Online

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Attention Rappers, Twitter is Killing Your Street Cred!

5 Christmas Rap Songs That Will Get You Laid (in a Bad Neighborhood)

If Your Band Sucks, Don’t Back Up Traffic With Your Sucky Band

Great Moments in MTV Video Music Award History

The Day I Met Lil Kim

Analysis of Terror: I Need a BBW

Life In Quarantine Rap

Photo of the Day

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