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Otto V, World’s Worst Rapper: Why Isn’t He Viral Yet?

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Otto V can’t rap, has nothing to say, but insists he’s the greatest and most revolutionary figure in hip-hop history. Is he deluded, or simply embarking on a failed quest to go viral? The only way to find out for sure is to make him go v…

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Great Moments in MTV Video Music Award History

Great Moments in MTV Video Music Award History

The MTV Video Music Awards are unparalleled in cultural significance. Year after year, the ceremony showcases the best that we as a society have to offer from the world of arts and entertainment. From Cindi Lauper’s incoherent ramblings in 19…

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The Day I Met Lil Kim

The Day I Met Lil Kim

It was dark. Because it was night, and the Earth rotates away from the sun when that happens. Luckily for us, Ben Johnson invented electricity. I was enjoying a drink at a random bar downtown as I planned to head towards the old, abandoned house…

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Analysis of Terror: I Need a BBW

Analysis of Terror:  I Need a BBW

Today seems to be a fat day on Holy Taco, so it’s appropriate that this video is buzzing on the internet right now amongst the sorts of people who produce and then send this video to others who will watch while experiencing mild discomfort unt…

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Life In Quarantine Rap

Life In Quarantine Rap

  This is what happens when you’re stuck in quarantine for week and weeks on end… it’s also what happens when you’ve contracted advanced syphilis.   Vancouver Needs Condoms (TotalProSports) These Photos Will Distu…

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Man Loses Rap Battle To Self

Man Loses Rap Battle To Self

  The lyrical genius in this video bursts into a free style rap after he’s pulled over and taken into custody for running two redlights across town. The good news: Those two traffic violations are going to give him tons of street cred, y…

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The Greatest Rapper Alive

The Greatest Rapper Alive

  It appears that she has a plunger in the corner with a handle that’s about 4 feet long. By the looks of her, I’m surprised that the plunger’s handle isn’t wrapped with athletic tape for a better grip. I’m sure s…

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Where Will YOU Be 15 Years From Now?

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20 Hot Chicks in Painted-On Sports Jerseys (TotalProSports)   Getting Laid At A Haunted House (MadeMan)   January Jones On The Speedway (AllLeftTurns)   Tom Cruise Goes To College (ScreenJunkies)   Sexy Superfans Are…Sexy (…

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The Best NFL Rap Videos of All Time

The Best NFL Rap Videos of All Time

Football season is nearly upon us again, and that means it’s a good time to take a look back at where football really came from: shitty ’80s rap videos!  You see, a long time ago, a bunch of athletic men got together to make terrib…

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Why Must He Cry?

Why Must He Cry?

  I can’t figure out if this rapper is crying because he raps like a deaf guy or because he got soap in his eye while in the shower. 

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Just Your Average Everyday Middle Class White Rapper

Just Your Average Everyday Middle Class White Rapper

  As this guy explains for about a minute at the beginning of this video: he’s just an average, middle class, white rapper trying to make it big with the demo he put together. We have no idea if he ever got that record contract, but if t…

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Mr T Raps About Genealogy , Fool

Mr T Raps About Genealogy , Fool

  It’s a shame we don’t have good role models like we did in the 80′s to teach kids the importance of genealogy. Because you can’t know where you’re going, if you don’t know where you’re from. Shut up,…

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