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5 of the Most Terrible Ladies of Hip Hop

Bad hip hop has become a fabulous genre all on its own thanks to musical luminaries like Bangs and Ja Rule. But too often the terrible ladies of hip hop are overlooked in favor of the terrible men. But no longer! Holy Taco has suffered through t…

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Man Loses Rap Battle To Self

posted 12/03/2009
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The lyrical genius in this video bursts into a free style rap after he’s pulled over and taken into custody for running two redlights across town. The good news: Those two traffic violations are going to give him tons of street cred, y…

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The Greatest Rapper Alive

posted 11/03/2009
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It appears that she has a plunger in the corner with a handle that’s about 4 feet long. By the looks of her, I’m surprised that the plunger’s handle isn’t wrapped with athletic tape for a better grip. I’m sure s…

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Where Will YOU Be 15 Years From Now?

posted 10/08/2009
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20 Hot Chicks in Painted-On Sports Jerseys (TotalProSports) Getting Laid At A Haunted House (MadeMan) January Jones On The Speedway (AllLeftTurns) Tom Cruise Goes To College (ScreenJunkies) Sexy Superfans Are…Sexy (…

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The Best NFL Rap Videos of All Time

posted 08/21/2009
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Football season is nearly upon us again, and that means it’s a good time to take a look back at where football really came from: shitty ’80s rap videos! You see, a long time ago, a bunch of athletic men got together to make terrib…

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Why Must He Cry?

posted 08/02/2009
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I can’t figure out if this rapper is crying because he raps like a deaf guy or because he got soap in his eye while in the shower.

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Just Your Average Everyday Middle Class White Rapper

posted 07/28/2009
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As this guy explains for about a minute at the beginning of this video: he’s just an average, middle class, white rapper trying to make it big with the demo he put together. We have no idea if he ever got that record contract, but if t…

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Mr T Raps About Genealogy , Fool

posted 07/21/2009
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It’s a shame we don’t have good role models like we did in the 80′s to teach kids the importance of genealogy. Because you can’t know where you’re going, if you don’t know where you’re from. Shut up,…

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Mike Tyson Punch Out Rap

posted 05/13/2009
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Punch-Out Rap – Watch more Other Funny Stuff If you remember playing Mike Tyson’s punch out, you’ll appreciate this.

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Paris Hilton Adds “Rapping” To The Long List Of Things She Can’t Do

posted 02/20/2009
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Is there anything she can’t not not do?!!?

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Let’s All Do “The Preggo Shuffle”

posted 02/17/2009
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We’ve all seen a lot of really bad raps in our days (Raindrop vs. Mike Glambin is still my all-time favorite), but watching these pregnant suburban soccer moms try to spit phat hip hop rhymes may be the bottom of the white-people-coopt…

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German Nerds Like To Rap About Being German Nerds

posted 01/09/2009
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Note to Germany: You should probably limit only one fat child per teenage rap crew. One is fine, but it’s really hard to look tough when you’ve got two 12-year-olds with B-cups rapping about how cool they are. via uniqueda…

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5 of the Most Terrible Ladies of Hip Hop

Man Loses Rap Battle To Self

The Greatest Rapper Alive

Where Will YOU Be 15 Years From Now?

The Best NFL Rap Videos of All Time

Why Must He Cry?

Just Your Average Everyday Middle Class White Rapper

Mr T Raps About Genealogy , Fool

Mike Tyson Punch Out Rap

Paris Hilton Adds “Rapping” To The Long List Of Things She Can’t Do

Let’s All Do “The Preggo Shuffle”

German Nerds Like To Rap About Being German Nerds

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