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“Tom Hanks” By Buckwheat Groats Is the Greatest Tom Hanks-Themed Rap Song of All Time, Period

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The lack of a Joe Versus the Volcano reference is disappointing, but still, this is important, high-quality work. Plus, the juxtaposition of Hanks’s lovable face amidst all this gangster shit is instantly hilarious.

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Life In Quarantine Rap

Life In Quarantine Rap

  This is what happens when you’re stuck in quarantine for week and weeks on end… it’s also what happens when you’ve contracted advanced syphilis.   Vancouver Needs Condoms (TotalProSports) These Photos Will Distu…

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Man Loses Rap Battle To Self

Man Loses Rap Battle To Self

  The lyrical genius in this video bursts into a free style rap after he’s pulled over and taken into custody for running two redlights across town. The good news: Those two traffic violations are going to give him tons of street cred, y…

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The Greatest Rapper Alive

The Greatest Rapper Alive

  It appears that she has a plunger in the corner with a handle that’s about 4 feet long. By the looks of her, I’m surprised that the plunger’s handle isn’t wrapped with athletic tape for a better grip. I’m sure s…

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Where Will YOU Be 15 Years From Now?

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20 Hot Chicks in Painted-On Sports Jerseys (TotalProSports)   Getting Laid At A Haunted House (MadeMan)   January Jones On The Speedway (AllLeftTurns)   Tom Cruise Goes To College (ScreenJunkies)   Sexy Superfans Are…Sexy (…

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The Best NFL Rap Videos of All Time

The Best NFL Rap Videos of All Time

Football season is nearly upon us again, and that means it’s a good time to take a look back at where football really came from: shitty ’80s rap videos!  You see, a long time ago, a bunch of athletic men got together to make terrib…

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Why Must He Cry?

Why Must He Cry?

  I can’t figure out if this rapper is crying because he raps like a deaf guy or because he got soap in his eye while in the shower. 

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Just Your Average Everyday Middle Class White Rapper

Just Your Average Everyday Middle Class White Rapper

  As this guy explains for about a minute at the beginning of this video: he’s just an average, middle class, white rapper trying to make it big with the demo he put together. We have no idea if he ever got that record contract, but if t…

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Mr T Raps About Genealogy , Fool

Mr T Raps About Genealogy , Fool

  It’s a shame we don’t have good role models like we did in the 80′s to teach kids the importance of genealogy. Because you can’t know where you’re going, if you don’t know where you’re from. Shut up,…

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Mike Tyson Punch Out Rap

Mike Tyson Punch Out Rap

Punch-Out Rap – Watch more Other Funny Stuff   If you remember playing Mike Tyson’s punch out, you’ll appreciate this.

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Paris Hilton Adds “Rapping” To The Long List Of Things She Can’t Do

Paris Hilton Adds “Rapping” To The Long List Of Things She Can’t Do

  Is there anything she can’t not not do?!!?  

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Let’s All Do “The Preggo Shuffle”

Let’s All Do “The Preggo Shuffle”

  We’ve all seen a lot of really bad raps in our days (Raindrop vs. Mike Glambin is still my all-time favorite), but watching these pregnant suburban soccer moms try to spit phat hip hop rhymes may be the bottom of the white-people-coopt…

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