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5 Celebrities on the Julian Assange Creepy Dude Scale

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While on some level Julian Assange might be a crusader for freedom of information and free speech, on every other level he’s a creepy Eurotrash douche nozzle who’s in love with himself and convinced of his own superiority. He’s basically one of th…

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Bravo TV’s Next Big Hit

Bravo TV’s Next Big Hit

This Fall on Bravo – watch more funny videos   Finally a show on Bravo that doesn’t involve spoiled whore wives.   Meet the Toddling Football Genius (TotalProSports) The Hottest Women on the Web (BleacherReport) Miss USA Bikin…

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Guest Column: In Defense of Roman Polanski

Guest Column: In Defense of Roman Polanski

  Writer. Director. Holocaust Survivor. Child Rapist.   These are all titles that can be accurately bestowed upon one of my oldest and dearest friends, Roman Polanski, most notable for directing a number of incredible films, including Ros…

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Some Toxic Avenger Sunday Awesomeness

Some Toxic Avenger Sunday Awesomeness

   This Toxic Avenger clip is a pretty good illustration of why Troma Films is so awesome: Troma bad guys don’t just rob diners; they rape girls, too.  Blind girls.  And they kill the blind rape victim’s seeing eye d…

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Wednesday Afternoon Link Dump

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9 Awesome Places To Have Sex (Cracked)   There’s A Hole In The Lake (Urlesque)   13 most horrific South Park Kenny Deaths?  (SJ)   Jonas’ Girlfriend Wants To Bang (DailyFill)   Girl Next Door Holly (BullzEye) &nb…

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15 Terrifyingly Dumb Facebook Posts


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Top 20 Most Shocking Girls


The 11 Dumbest Celebrity Tattoos


Parenting Fails


How to Make a McGriddle at Home


Sandra Lee Talks Dirty


6 Types of Girls You'll Meet on a reality Dating Show


7 Tiny Yet Terrifying Animals


5 Drinks No Man Over 25 Shall Order


Female Murderers You’d Probably Go Home With


15 Tattoo Fails


20 Hottest Photos of Kim Kardashian

Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault

Playboy’s Big Dance March Madness Bracket Challenge


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