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5 Celebrities on the Julian Assange Creepy Dude Scale

julian assange

While on some level Julian Assange might be a crusader for freedom of information and free speech, on every other level he’s a creepy Eurotrash douche nozzle who’s in love with himself and convinced of his own superiority. He’s basically one of th…

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Bravo TV’s Next Big Hit

Bravo TV’s Next Big Hit

This Fall on Bravo – watch more funny videos   Finally a show on Bravo that doesn’t involve spoiled whore wives.   Meet the Toddling Football Genius (TotalProSports) The Hottest Women on the Web (BleacherReport) Miss USA Bikin…

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Guest Column: In Defense of Roman Polanski

Guest Column: In Defense of Roman Polanski

  Writer. Director. Holocaust Survivor. Child Rapist.   These are all titles that can be accurately bestowed upon one of my oldest and dearest friends, Roman Polanski, most notable for directing a number of incredible films, including Ros…

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Some Toxic Avenger Sunday Awesomeness

Some Toxic Avenger Sunday Awesomeness

   This Toxic Avenger clip is a pretty good illustration of why Troma Films is so awesome: Troma bad guys don’t just rob diners; they rape girls, too.  Blind girls.  And they kill the blind rape victim’s seeing eye d…

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Wednesday Afternoon Link Dump

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9 Awesome Places To Have Sex (Cracked)   There’s A Hole In The Lake (Urlesque)   13 most horrific South Park Kenny Deaths?  (SJ)   Jonas’ Girlfriend Wants To Bang (DailyFill)   Girl Next Door Holly (BullzEye) &nb…

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