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Harold Camping Predicted The Rapture Would Start Today. If You’re Reading This, He Was Wrong


Remember Harold Camping? He’s the old coot that told us the world would end on May 21 of this year, and then when it didn’t, he probably cried in a closet somewhere, then wiped his tears, made some manly “mean” faces in the mirror and somehow found…

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It’s the End of the World (Again) Bucket List

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Remember Harold Camping? Check your Rolodex under “numbnuts.” Don’t have a Rolodex? That’s OK, not everyone gets the job perks that we do. Oh, what’s that? Am I getting paged on my company-funded pager? And is this an ice cold Tab cola that I…

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Wait, What Happened? – May 30th, 2011


Happy Memorial Day, Americans. Happy Monday to the rest of you. While many of you have the day off, our international staff of comedy writers was working hard to make sure you got what you came for — barely researched news stories with some …

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Wasn’t The Rapture The Craziest Thing You’ve Ever Seen?!


Wow. Just…wow. That was spectacular. Remember the part where Satan’s face appeared on all of our inner-thighs? Or when those royally pissed off angels swooped in and strategically planted a hair in the food we were eating just as we were a little o…

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Wait, What Happened? – Post Rapture Edition


Great news! We all survived the rapture! I know you were probably too worried about dying to keep up with current events, so I’ve compiled this list of things you should know about. Here is this week’s "Wait, What Happened?"&#…

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25 Awesome Non-Rapture Pics

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The Apocalypse juuuuuuuuuust missed us. Luckily there’s plenty of stuff out there to help those of us who were never planning on going anywhere deal with these things.

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Prophet of Doom: Holy Taco Interviews Harold Camping


For years, California evangelist Harold Camping has been predicting the end of days. His first prediction was for 1994 and obviously proved incorrect. He chalked it up to a miscalculation, which he then corrected to May 21, 2011. Now that the Rapt…

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25 Of Our Favorite Signs Saying the World Will End on May 21, 2011

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We’re no theologians here, but we do know a couple of things. One, these people paid a lot of money to print T shirts and do those wrap prints on a hell of alot of buses, RVs and vans. Guess you don’t need savings if you think the wor…

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