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6 Reality Shows That Need to Exist

Reality TV is preposterous. It’s never been real, it’s clearly not going away and it just mocks us all the time. Mocks our apathy, mocks out stupidity, mocks the way we just won’t turn it off. And even if you do turn it off, and I turn it off, 1,…

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7 Reality Shows That Could Be the Best Shows Ever

posted 07/05/2012
by Ian Fortey

The scourge of reality TV has reached stunning heights in the last couple of years, where it seems like literally anything can and will be televise. From people who shop with coupons, to meth addicts to pawn shops and hillbillys, there’s really no …

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How to Get a Reality Show on TLC

posted 06/26/2012
by Ian Fortey

So you’ve decided to leap into the stream of human effluence that is TLC and exploit yourself or loved ones for money and something akin to notoriety. Maybe infamy. Good for you, sorta. Despite all signs to the contrary, getting a show on TLC is …

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6 Types of Girls You’ll Meet on a Reality Dating Show

posted 02/09/2012
by Ian Fortey

Right now there is a dating show on TV. Flick through the channels, it’s there. From decrepit reruns of Chuck Woolery’s Love Connection to Excused, the 5th Wheel, the Bachelor, Flavor of Love and a few thousand others, the idea that you could mee…

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25 Completely Ridiculous Images from Dancing with the Stars

posted 09/20/2011
by Ian Fortey

So Dancing with the Stars premiered last night and now everyone’s impressed that Nancy Grace has boobs. Well not us. Even a nursing orangutan has boobs, doesn’t make it a good person. Although most orangutans are probably better peop…

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9 Rejected Pitches for Ice-T and Coco’s Reality Show

posted 06/01/2011
by Ian Fortey

Ice Loves Coco is the new reason to shoot your television and give literacy a second chance. Following in the tradition of Gene Simmon’s Family Jewels, Tommy Lee Goes to College and MC Hammer’s show that probably had a name but I can’t in good con…

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How to Prepare for Your Appearance on COPS

posted 05/16/2011
by Ian Fortey

So you’ve decided you’re going to be on COPS! Good for you! Everybody wants to be famous, but most of us have no discernible talent to get us to that point. Luckily, some years ago, crafty Hollywood types realized this and invented reality TV, a…

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The Day I Was Let Down By Midgets Dressed as Crawfish

posted 01/17/2011
by Luis Prada

It’s hard to call yourself a hardcore fan of television nowadays, what with the multitudes of channels and the dozens upon dozens of shows out there. Normally I stick with the scripted programs and shun pretty much anything that considers itself a …

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For Your Consideration, Oprah

posted 12/28/2010
by Jim Tews

Oprah, Just heard about your new venture “O.W.N. – The Oprah Winfrey Network”. That’s seriously awesome. I don’t mean to speak out of line here, but in case you haven’t noticed, that acronym spells the word “own”, which may turn some viewers off. J…

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How to Win Hell’s Kitchen

posted 10/04/2010
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Chef Gordon Ramsay is known for cursing like a stevedore and having about 8 shows on the Food Network, just like every other chef on the Food Network because the owners of the Food Network really have nothing to fill 24 hours a day with other than …

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Gangstas Gettin’ Charmed Schooled

posted 07/15/2008
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From G’s To Gents – Watch more free videos Okay, every 20 years or so, a show comes along that represents what we as Americans stand for. And that show is “From G’s to Gents”. The show premiered last night on MTV and is…

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6 Reality Shows That Need to Exist

7 Reality Shows That Could Be the Best Shows Ever

How to Get a Reality Show on TLC

6 Types of Girls You’ll Meet on a Reality Dating Show

25 Completely Ridiculous Images from Dancing with the Stars

9 Rejected Pitches for Ice-T and Coco’s Reality Show

How to Prepare for Your Appearance on COPS

The Day I Was Let Down By Midgets Dressed as Crawfish

For Your Consideration, Oprah

How to Win Hell’s Kitchen

Gangstas Gettin’ Charmed Schooled

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