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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: July 19th


God knows how Despicable Me 2 won the box office 2 weeks in a row. I’m sure it’s great and all, but come on – Pacific Rim is giant robots fighting giant aliens. Whatever, this week is probably going to red 2, but maybe RIPD. I’m going to see the …

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Study: Men Prefer Pink Vaginas To Red Ones

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As a kid, if I had known that being a scientist not only meant being in a lab filled with chalkboards and bubbling cauldrons of smoking green liquid, but also being able to ask other guys what kinds of vagains they prefer, I would have immediately p…

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The Biggest, Reddest Babboon Ass You Will See Today


Massive Boobs Are Massive


It’s Kool-Aid Man!