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We Wish You a Merry Christ-Meth and a Happy New Year

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By Pete Dembowski – Meth Head God damn, this meth is making me hear things. Am I just being paranoid? Like they say, if you’re not paranoid, you’re crazy. Are those reindeer footsteps coming from the roof? I’ll be god damned if I’m going to let som…

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The 12 Deviant Days of Christmas: 9 Rotting Reindeer

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No animal is more synonymous with Christmas than the majestic reindeer. After all, the arctic beast is just as responsible for delivering toys to all the good girls and boys as old Saint Nick himself. In fact, if not for the reindeer, Santa would j…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Would You Rather Fight a Dozen Elves, or One Reindeer?

Drunken Argument Friday: Would You Rather Fight a Dozen Elves, or One Reindeer?

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, like if you’d rather fight a dozen elves or one angry reindeer. Here’s what it sounds like when we do both at the same time:…

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